Archived Justin Bieber challenges Tom Cruise to UFC fight and fans are here for it (metro.co.uk)
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Archived Justin Bieber challenges Tom Cruise to UFC fight and fans are here for it (metro.co.uk)
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[–] bfriend13 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Cruise is pretty fit and has some skills. On Top Gear he set the record in the moderately priced car, even going on to two wheels in the penultimate corner. His co-star Cameron Diaz had just set the record right before his turn.
[–] BentAxel [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The Man's got some skills.
[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Bette Midler or Madonna could probably beat the shit out of that attention whore Bieber.
[–] ardvarcus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I used to like midget wrestling when I was a kid.
[–] BentAxel [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sorry, Cruise is fit for a 56 years, he may be small but that leaf is fucking useless.
[–] binrobinro 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
It'll be fun watching 2 girls fight.
[–] PuttitoutIsGone 5 points -2 points 3 points (+3|-5) ago
Bieber would crush him. Cruise's pedo instincts would kick in and he would be all grabbing dick instead of fighting. Bieber would then flashback to his childhood when Jew music producers would make him do stuff and he would go postal.