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[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Story time- My job used to take me into the city, frequently very niggerish parts of the city.

One day, I was stuck in traffic (there was an accident or road work ahead), and I wasn't moving for like 5 minutes. To my right, on the steps of an apartment building, I see an Asian man (Japanese maybe? I think the area is also home to a lot of Vietnamese) and a nigger in a heated argument. Suddenly, I hear yelling: "Fuck you, nigga!" I look over and see the nigger running away, up the sidewalk and around the corner.

As the nigger is running away, the Asian man says perhaps the funniest thing I've ever heard in one of the most stereotypical Asian voices possible: "FOOKAH YOU, NIGGERU!! You muddahfook!" At first I was convinced he was speaking moonspeak, but he said it again as he came down to the sidewalk, cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted in the direction of the fleeing nigger: "FOOKAH YOU NIGGERU!"

Asian people are hilarious, often unintentionally so.