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But they'll also need the deed to the moon. Any star gazers will now need a permit to view the moon along with proof of Israeli DNA. Anyone caught looking at or near said moon will be charged 666spm (shekels per minute). Failure to pay within 6.66 days will incur interest of penis sucking and child molestion.
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[–] Firevine 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Oy vey they're going to need another 666 gorillion dollars from the good Ol' USA.
[–] toobaditworks 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
But they'll also need the deed to the moon. Any star gazers will now need a permit to view the moon along with proof of Israeli DNA. Anyone caught looking at or near said moon will be charged 666spm (shekels per minute). Failure to pay within 6.66 days will incur interest of penis sucking and child molestion.
[–] DaddyO 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The return of Nostradamus