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[–] downton-stabby ago 

You're doing it all wrong. It's not Monopoly, It's extortion. After you've fleeced her of all her cash and she lands on something you don't yell at her. You pull her aside and say "don't worry, i've got you covered". You then take her to her room and ask her what items you'd like to "hold on to" for her as collateral.