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[–] Maroonsaint ago  (edited ago)

Can somebody explain to me how you decide when to say bust up a monopoly? Cause the other day I was playin with my sister and we were like ten hours in and after a while I just got sick of it. Say like You haven’t eaten for a while. Is that when you break her neck? What’s the rule on these things? You start off you rail a couple pills and you’re all into it but when you play so long your high evaporates and you’re left feeling that itch for more and still stuck playing the same GODDAMN GAME NO I OWN BOARDWALK YOU BROKE BITCH GIMME THAT CASH BEFORE I SLAP THE FUCK OUTTA YOU

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[–] downton-stabby ago 

You're doing it all wrong. It's not Monopoly, It's extortion. After you've fleeced her of all her cash and she lands on something you don't yell at her. You pull her aside and say "don't worry, i've got you covered". You then take her to her room and ask her what items you'd like to "hold on to" for her as collateral.