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[–] 17305963? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Fuck, dibs on not being the poor fuck who has to get near her dusty old gash for that job. Probably looks like someone threw an open-face tuna melt in a box of kitty litter.

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[–] Gringojones 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

She's got money. That thing is probably cleaner than any dinner plate you've ever eaten off of. Probably removable too for easy washing.

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[–] 17306882? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Please. Cher has had more diseased cock in her than a urinal at the Apollo. Money helps, but you can only do so much to buff out a century's worth of herpes scars.