Archived Russia May Fine Citizens For Being Fat, Worthless Pieces of Shit (tsarizm.com)
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Archived Russia May Fine Citizens For Being Fat, Worthless Pieces of Shit (tsarizm.com)
submitted ago by tendiesonfloor
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
[–] modsrcuntz 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
russia banned GMOs
[–] cthulian_axioms 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
You jest, but the Russkies have already done pretty much exactly that. They banned GMOs outright, they banned all American food imports, and they've been fairly explicit in saying that they're trying to produce and manufacture as much as humanly possible domestically rather than importing.
[–] NACHTJAGD 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Agriculture collapsed drastically after the fall of the Soviet Union. Today, Russia is slowly turning their East into an agriculture power house, creating more arable land mass yearly. Russia is set on becoming food independent because it understand that almost all famines were artificially created as acts of proxy wars. It is even inviting South African white farmers citizenship to come farm in Russia. In the middle of the 2000s it started to heavily invest in agriculture. It is intentionally not reporting the large growth that has occurred while it did so under previous leaders.
[–] karmatic 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Tariff the crap out of foreign foods, implement a punitive tax against large agricultural production, and a lot of the problem will solve itself.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
[–] Seventh_Jim 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
How long have you waited to make this comment in an appropriate context?
[–] ZeroFuggzGiven 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I fuckin love you
[–] mean_dot 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Fat losers dramatically decrease the efficiency of transportation vehicles. They incrase the number of freight vehicles running daily. They dramatically increase the wear on furniture, causing more waste.
Basically, fat losers are causing global climate change.
[–] regulator1488 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
In 2003, a commuter plane flight from Charlotte to Greenville, South Carolina crashed because the passengers were too fat.
[–] wonderful_ 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Damn I’m a piece of shit
[–] BuddhistRussian 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Good. Too many people think being fat is normal.
[–] KnightFalcon 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
that's a joke, right? That would be too good to be true.
[–] boekanier 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"Eat fat, get thin"
[–] 16813911? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Based Russia.
[–] Sw0rdofDamocles 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Do they offer tax rebates for the fit and healthy?
[–] Broc_Lia ago
It would make more sense to offer cheaper health insurance and transport to the fit and healthy. And base it on actual fitness and health rather than a single waistline threshold.