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[–] MarauderShields 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

[NEWS ANCHOR'S SYNOPSIS]

Recently no one was surprised to discover that a man specially trained and honor bound to kill and destroy a sworn enemy has done just that.

Regrettably soy fags alerted to the incidents have now been unable to enjoy their morning Starbucks as just knowing something makes them complicit in it, and something something blah blah epistemological bullshit.

Instead of sending said soy latte sippers to the warzone to mediate with the jihadis in person, your government will be holding the aforementioned military specialist responsible for doing exactly what was both needed and wanted.

Read more here: "Playing stupid games to win stupid prizes: My story as a teenage jihadi."