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[–] Artofchoke 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I lie about being allergic to cigarettes because the smoke burns my eyes, it smells like shit, the odor sticks to cloth.

Oh, and cancer.

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[–] Rellik88 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I knew a guy who claimed to be allergic to cannabis. I was like you poor soul.