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[–] Donky_punch 3 points 101 points (+104|-3) ago 

I really really want to believe he's a genuinely good guy. So i'm going to until proven otherwise

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[–] Atomized_Individual 4 points 52 points (+56|-4) ago 

He once politely asked a woman out, so he's a misogynist patriarch

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[–] SIayfire122 2 points 22 points (+24|-2) ago 

I heard he also had sex once.

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[–] HillBoulder 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I heard he gave a woman an ass-in hug not once but twice at the same party.

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[–] un1ty 3 points 40 points (+43|-3) ago 

He's a white, cis, male, who has enormous privilege and fame, is rich, and apparently hasn't had too much typical Hollyweird kool-aid as he's scandal free.

So of course he's literally Hitler.

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[–] SIayfire122 2 points 27 points (+29|-2) ago 

Good as fuck with guns too. He practiced more for John Wick 2 than I could ever hope of.

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[–] wt1984yb 3 points 17 points (+20|-3) ago 

He’s half white and half japanese

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[–] GhostCow 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

He's not white, he's a hapa

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[–] Marijuana_Merlin 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

He took the red pill long ago my friend.

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

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[–] u_spez_is_a_cuck 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No doubt he's a great shot. But I don't think that AR is in 223 or 556.

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[–] Marijuana_Merlin 1 points 52 points (+53|-1) ago 

So I just did some googling, he had one wife his entire life and she died drunk driving back to a Marylin Manson party. She's now burried next to her and Keanu's still born child.

He has never remarried.

He has the tragic backstory of the super hero we all want but don't deserve.

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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 1 points 24 points (+25|-1) ago 

Maybe that's why he's so great in roles like John Wick. He can relate to his character because he too is dead inside.

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[–] speedisavirus 3 points 12 points (+15|-3) ago 

He might as well become real batman or punisher. He is a good shot and did pick up a bit of martial arts.

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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Too old and too canadian.

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[–] Weakshouldfear 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

he's also best friend of Genius Mel. Keanu is JWoke

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[–] captainstrange 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But don't geniuses live in lamps?

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[–] draaaak 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

He also happens to have the skills of the sort of superhero that has such a tragic backstory.

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[–] patrice_0neal88 4 points 51 points (+55|-4) ago  (edited ago)

Why is it that whenever Reeves gets attention its because of something good?

Watch his video of the tactical shooting range. The guy is a real man. Work hard, improve yourself and stay on the good path. One of a kind.

Keanu at the shootong range

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[–] HAESisalie 1 points 24 points (+25|-1) ago 

Why do all these "This celebrity is a GREAT person" stories always drop right before a huge movie/album release for the star?

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Part marketing.

And part with all the ads for the movie then the actor is on peoples minds and they look up the actor.

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[–] BentAxel 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Because "Bill & Ted Face the Music " needs all the help it can get?

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[–] MBB 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It isn't with this guy. Good news stories drop all the time about Reeves, with or without movies.

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[–] BentAxel 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

The guy builds a wild motorcycle. Out of my price range, but Ive heard it from others that have met him on rides. He's more 'guy' than celebrity.

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[–] Hopevoats 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No hearing protection?

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[–] Pwning4Ever 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

How come we never hear about this guy? All we hear are about the far out there nutjobs in hollyweird.

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[–] hillbilly_guy 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

Because he wants it that way. He's not a fuck up, acting is his profession but he's not a professional attention whore.

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[–] CameraCode 1 points 24 points (+25|-1) ago 

You're not supposed to actually do anything with your charitable foundation, Keanu. You're supposed to transfer all your wealth to it so it can't be taxed, and then use 2 percent of it on some vague "charitable" goal like increasing awareness of breast cancer, which really does nothing but advertise your "charity" to suckers to give you more money. Make sure all the foundation's money is stored in in an offshore account, so you can buy whatever you want with it.

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[–] rektumsempra 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That charity's name? Israel

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[–] Conway 1 points 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

Out of all the people in hollywood, he is one I would be surprised the most if they turned out to be a kid fucker.

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[–] GhostCow 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Him or Mel Gibson

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[–] Intrixina 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

In short, he does what needs to be done, without being an attention whore.

There are far, far too many of the latter today, celebrities and otherwise.

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[–] Goat-Master-5000 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago 

Personally, my instincts tell me that Keanu is probably one of the few good people in morally depraved Hollywood. I wish him well.

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[–] Samsquamch 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4c_27w2Zw8k/maxresdefault.jpg

He is the one. In addition to stopping bullets in their tracks, he can do the same with sexual misconduct allegations - check the hands in the above photo

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[–] popsikle 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Damn, that pic looks like an audition for the next coneheads movie

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[–] Samsquamch 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Way to date yourself boomer

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[–] TheCompanionCube 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

He is the One

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