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[–] tendiesonfloor [S] 3 points 116 points (+119|-3) ago 

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[–] theoldones 0 points 76 points (+76|-0) ago  (edited ago)

AT 0800 HOURS, A MUTINY ON THE MARS SPACECRAFT KILLED ALL CREWMEMBERS. A DISGRUNTLED SHIP CAPTAIN OPENED ALL THE AIRLOCKS BECUASE SUSAN WAS A BITCH AND USED HER MAKEUP KIT AGAIN, EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS TOLD TO NOT DO THAT

this is your space program on women.

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[–] Supershorty 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Sounds like Dwarf Fortress in space, only not cool because this would set back real progress, as opposed to watching a hilarious tantrum spiral destroy your work.

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[–] daskapitalist 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Boatmurder, in space!

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[–] 15389544? 2 points 12 points (+14|-2) ago 

I sincerely believe an all female crew would still bring make up to space.

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[–] tendiesonfloor [S] 3 points 19 points (+22|-3) ago 

They don't wear it of the guys, it's a display of dominance against other females.

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[–] Maroonsaint 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

Honestly I’m just offended that there’s no niggers.

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[–] throwaway888 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lisa Nowak

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[–] Olbee ago 

Meh. What are they wearing? This seasons shirt? From the same collection as 2014 ESA...or something new?

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[–] Guardbuddy 0 points 67 points (+67|-0) ago 

Why not just send a team of men, like how we used to fucking do?

Oh right, I forgot, it's $CURRENTYEAR.

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[–] IamNottaTroll 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Apparently wimen use less calories, so they could save a few kilos of food weight.

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[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Pemmican is the ultimate space food, but they continue to send potatoes and lettuce. NASA is not that smart.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

But they also lift less. so building shit takes longer aka needs more/ just as much food before they start growing their own.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Men can't be impregnated by space aliens.

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[–] dontmindthemess 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Facehugger anyone?

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[–] pessimisticsteel 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Why don't they make it all males then?

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[–] cryptex 14 points 18 points (+32|-14) ago 

Because its all noise anyway to make you think they actually go anywhere instead of just shooting an unmanned rocket into the ocean.

Noise.

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[–] satisfyinghump 3 points -1 points (+2|-3) ago 

I love this response. Wish more people understood your truth.

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[–] Lord_Odious_the_Foul 4 points -1 points (+3|-4) ago 

Words cannot express my love for this comment.

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[–] pessimisticsteel 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Yea Yea, possibly...

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[–] Lemongarb ago 

Why not send two teams? One women, one men. Then see what happens.

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[–] Nanoonanoo 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago  (edited ago)

just wondering if they could get past the first month...

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[–] IamNottaTroll 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

The first month could work, but wait until their periods sync up.

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[–] Glory_Beckons 1 point 28 points (+29|-1) ago 

Of course, none of these ladies would ever consider going for a carousel ride before a likely one way mission like that.

But hey, it's not like there's a gender that cannot ever get pregnant and was naturally selected for performance under pressure.

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[–] dontmindthemess 1 point 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

Yeah, how many times has a woman stood up and sacrificed herself to save a group? Men have a sense of “a good death is its own reward” and “a sacrifice of the few to save the many”. I don’t recall seeing many women in this fashion. I mean, a mother would shield her child, but I don’t see them taking a bullet for Becky. Because, fuck Becky.

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[–] acheron2012 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I was going to respond about how simple birth control is -- also stopping a woman's mensural cycle would be ALL KINDS OF DESIRABLE during space flight.

But that only addresses the superficial problem of pregnancy. It is much more fun to consider a group, ANY GROUP, of females locked inside a camper for 3 years.

Have you ever read any of those books about the inter-stellar generational ships where there is a mutiny and everyone forgets they're on a space ship? And they all form tribes and conduct inter-tribe prehistoric wars by using computer keyboards as clubs?

Yeah. That. But they would probably be spacing the odd chick out before they left earth orbit. It would be a ghost ship that arrived at Mars.

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

All-female-only companies famously go down in flames every fucking time (plenty of accounts by disillusioned former feminists attesting to this reality), and they just have to be around each other for 8-10 hours a day. Being locked in an inescapable enclosure 24/7? Put some cameras in there and stream it on Jew-O-Vision.

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[–] Itsdone63 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What's the name of one of those books friendo

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[–] acheron2012 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I acutally just read Starship by Brian Aldiss. Apparently it was the first one, from the late 1950s. It certainly isn't the best. But it does have a unique twist I hadn't seen before. I can't remember the name of the first one I ever read. It may have been Forever Watch

Some searches should help you find them. Here is one example: (which btw says Heinlein's is older. Figures. He was first about everything) https://www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/sci-fi-fantasy/5-generation-ship-novels-that-take-you-on-a-journey/

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[–] theoldones 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

its an entire genre

look up the tag "colony ship" and you'll get too many to list here

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[–] Nanoonanoo 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

dykes in spaaaaaaccceeeeeee

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[–] Landrictree 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Zero Gravity Lesbo Porn.

Excellent band name.

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[–] Soyboy69 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

With vacuum asphyxiation?

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[–] knightwarrior41 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

holy shit lol

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