[–] SukkhaMadiqqa 0 points 152 points (+152|-0) ago 

How terrible! I pray for a speedy eternal rest!

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[–] PuttitoutIsGone 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

That would work. I believe I have January 14 in the pool.

[–] ThisNameAlreadyTaken 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Anecdotally, once they fall and break something, they have a year at best.

[–] Timmy2 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Pneumonia is rarely fatal these days.

[–] x13 8 points 20 points (+28|-8) ago 

Hah! good one.

In all seriousness, when that half-dead zombie finally dies the replacement better be...


The appalling 5-4 Supreme Court vote on Trumps 100% constitutionally granted powers , the Trump Travel Ban was supposed to be 9-0 in any normal court but FEMALES, are INSANE and CROOKED! All the jews (all) voted against Trump too!


  1. Sonia Sotomayor - dissenter anti-constitutionalist - FEMALE
  2. Ruth Bader Ginsburg - dissenter anti-constitutionalist - FEMALE
  3. Elena Kagan - dissenter anti-constitutionalist - FEMALE

Also 3 of the four were JEWISH and one is "quarter jewish" according to israeli press

  1. Ruth Bader Ginsburg - JEW backstabber anti-american
  2. Elena Kagan - JEW backstabber anti-american
  3. Stephen Breyer - JEW backstabber anti-american - raised a Jew
  4. Sonia Sotomayor - quarter jew, attends countless jew political functions , calls herself honorary Jew

So critically to preserve the US Constitution , Trump's PRIMARY TASK Trump must rid the supreme court of Jews and Females.

Proof for all US history, for all eternity, is the insane 5-4 decision on a blatantly clear 9-0 ruling that was almost stopped by backstabbing jews and bitches!

all 4 were JEWS!

3 of the 4 were bitches!

young white CHRISTIAN MALEs only!!!

[–] HenryCabotLodge 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Lets see: Obama would have wanted a Muslim, Black, female, dual Saudi citizenship, educated at Harvard, having been a lawyer for community organizer for 10 years

[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

That one catholic milf that trump was considering the last time seems like she'd be ok

[–] IndigoElectric 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Don't you know? A wise Latina will always make a better decision.

[–] WasBlue 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

I disagree with your premise. Gender is not a factor. The women on the court were put there because they are liberals. It just so happens that there were no conservative women appointed! It is not the gender of the justice....it is their understanding of the constitution and how their interpretations reflect any bias whether right or left. Either sex, race can be conservative. But to exclude a woman or a non white from the court based on that alone is wrong.

[–] itsFine 2 points 18 points (+20|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Wow! I literally lol’d. Thank you.

[–] ThorsIbanez 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Come sweet death taketh thee mortal vessel with thy warm embrace.

[–] Artofchoke 0 points 64 points (+64|-0) ago 

May the replacement be very young, and very white. :D

[–] drozzxd 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

and a straight man with a family

[–] SethQRich 3 points 11 points (+14|-3) ago 

Nah, he'll go with that Amy barrett chick. That way the left can't pull sexual harrassment shenanigans (not that their shenanigans of any sort would have any effect after Beautiful Tuesday). Who's next after rbg? Can we get 4 noms in 1st term?

[–] 1Sorry_SOB 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

and a straight man with a family

Truthfully, the best kind of person.

[–] Warnos44 6 points 15 points (+21|-6) ago 

Straight conservative female with a back bone, solid ethics, is good too.

I'm tired of seeing retarded women in positions of power that you wouldn't want serving your kids their school lunch.

A woman's place is in the home with her children, but after they're grown she also has a place looking out for her society's well being.

Don't know anything about the lady Trump might appoint but I'm not going to knock her either. I would enjoy seeing a good woman in that position. As a woman I feel embarrassed by the representation that has gone on for far too long in nearly all aspects of our society so I'll count it as a win if she's solid.

[–] Acerphoon 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Good thinking, but a great career alone isn't enough - even if she is good at her job.
To quote a great man:
"If I have a female lawyer in front of me these days.. and it doesn't matter how much she has achieved; and next to her lives a mother with five, six, seven children and they are in great health and well-educated. Then I want to say: From the eternal point of view of the eternal value of our people; The woman who is able to have children and raised them and thereby gave our people the ability to live in the future... has achieved more. She has done more.
She helps to avoid the death of our people." - Adolf Hitler

[–] Artofchoke 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'd be delighted. Anything that fuels the TDS salt, I'm happy!

[–] Trousersnake1488 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

She would be a great pick... but why do these crazies always adopt nigger broodlings? Disgusting

[–] BumFightChamp 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

(((white))) you say??

[–] Neral 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He better like beer too!

[–] vivalad 0 points 54 points (+54|-0) ago 

finally some good news

[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

Sessions getting fired for front squat guy was pretty good news

[–] Beta_Ray_Bill 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Also Acosta losing his press pass. I feel a trifecta coming on.

[–] vivalad 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

true. front squat guy - lol

[–] mad_saxon 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Her nose must have gotten in the way, thus causing the fall.

[–] HillBoulder 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Did she not break her nose on the way down?

[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Silly goy, jew noses are armored.

It probably just threw her off balance.

[–] DrPenguin 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I thought they used it as a sort of training wheel to prevent falls when running low on adrenochrome.

[–] mad_saxon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Or did the nose break the ribs???

[–] SparkyOutrage 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The nose broke her fall, otherwise she would have busted her head and died

[–] Magonia 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Well damn, this is going to be another great birthday for me this year!

[–] Neurite 5 points 15 points (+20|-5) ago 

Time will finish off what the ovens couldn't

[–] RaptorJesus 3 points 11 points (+14|-3) ago  (edited ago)

I want the ovens myth to die.

[–] fuckingmockies 1 points 26 points (+27|-1) ago 

Or become true.

[–] peacegnome 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

if people would just say "what typhus couldn't" then it would be a red pill delivered as a joke.

[–] Neurite 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I think it is reasonable to say some Jews were purified in the ovens but to say 6 million were ashed is just retarted

[–] draaaak 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

...there absolutely were ovens, they just didn't cook nearly as many Jews ad we had been led to believe. I know, disappointing.

[–] Saufsoldat 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Did she try to take a microphone from Jim Acosta?

[–] Drain0 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

[–] MDE_ALWAYS_LIVES 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The thumbnail for the article is relevant too.

[–] RicardoBronson 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I try not to laugh at this shit but you got me

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