[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

I guess the tampon machines went obsolete now that all the women in the city have dicks.

[–] kjell 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Front holes, my good xir.

[–] My_Name_is_Not_Sure 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Saves the crack heads from having to make a trip to buy a tiny rose for their girlfriend at the local gas station.

[–] by2inthemorning 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Are they still doing that???? I havent seen that in about 13 years. HA!

[–] sir_andy_of_bad 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Haha, wanna hit dis chicken bone? Chalet is a fancy word, I just stick my pinky out while I'm huffing the bone.

[–] Fancy451 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Smart free enterprise right there.

[–] Guy_Justsome 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

How smart is it to go to all the trouble of stealing tampon vending machines, repainting them, stocking with crack pipes, and planting them in public places only to see the police instantly rip them out of the ground and dust them for prints?

This is more of an art project and social commentary, than an "underwear gnome" business model.

[–] Ajaxofbarbaria 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

There’s no proof that they didn’t turn a profit.

[–] Plavonica 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Instantly? Nah. I think that if you keep seeing them crop up then somebody is making enough to keep doing it.

[–] Conway 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Don't worry I'm sure the government will come to the rescue and offer free crack pipes for everyone. It's racist that heroin users get free needles but, crack heads gotta buy their own.

[–] sir_andy_of_bad 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

? You can shoot Crack too

[–] kjell 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's ingenious really. You make a couple bucks off 30 cent pens and never have to interact with the crackies themselves.

[–] EgoDeather 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

San Francisco is getting ready to open “safe injection clinics” where heroin addicts can inject indoors and supervised. Tax payers are funding both this and the human shit removal teams.

[–] XSS1337 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

.co.uk yea let’s not talk about the Muslims Or corruption or murder or acid attacks or rape gangs ....

[–] matthew-- 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I've said it plenty of times. If you want to win the drug war, legalise every recreational drug, only required a doctors certificate for use, where being a junky qualifies as a medical reason. And then sell the shit to them at stupidly cheap prices even when it's loaded with taxes. I'm not an expert on the subject of making drugs, but a drug like heroin goes for few bucks a gram in the third world. If they can make it for that much, and still turn a profit, I don't see how industrial factories can't make it for a few cents a gram.

Nothing will destroy drug dealers and the gangs that sell to them more, than crashing the price of the product so low that it's no longer profitable. Would you risk your prison and jail time to make a few cents worth of crack?

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