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[–] boggle247 1 points 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

Just make your own fucking coffee. Then you can purify gay from the water, make it to your taste, and make it cheaper. And save you time from having to go to the fucking coffee shop in the morning.

[–] TeddyJackson 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Just make your own fucking coffee.

This. Why the fuck do people spend so much money on a cup of coffee with sugar dumped in? You can buy a pound of coffee for the price of one starcucks drink.

[–] Guy_Justsome 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Because it's the best cup of burned battery acid that money can buy.

[–] elitch2 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

It baffles me. I drink 4-5 cups a day. It costs me ~$0.50/day

What's that cost at starfags?

[–] TheTrigger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

#HomebrewMasterRace

Good espresso makers aren't even that expensive, anymore. De'Longhi/Gaggia/Breville have been making some serious inroads in to the affordable markets. One bag of beans lasts me months of serious (borderline addict-like) amounts of cups. I could do the math, by weighing a double-shot's worth of grinds, but don't care that much. But it probably works out to something like $0.05 per cup. Of actual high-quality beans; not whatever discount, last-pick garbage tar that Starcucks hawks.

[–] CrudOMatic 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

What if I told you that Starbucks doesn't even sell coffee? What if I told you that it is literally caffeinated water with coffee flavoring added? Would you be pissed that you dumped a sawbuck on coffee-flavored water & non-dairy creamer with artificial flavors?

[–] 1F4A9 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Then you can purify gay from the water

People go to Starbucks because they add extra gay

[–] boggle247 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And piss from the homeless

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[–] boggle247 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I guess I just didn't realize how lazy people truly are. It takes 30 seconds to set mine up for the next morning. Has a timer that kicks on 20 minutes before I get up