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[–] ParachuteAcuteAngel 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago  (edited ago)

Your sock doesn't count as a woman, even if you attach those craft eyes onto it.

[–] TalcumX 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It doesn't have to; women feel better than any sock. You'll turn 40 someday, and understand.

That said, I'm totally taping googly-eyes to the next chick that gives me head. Thanks for the idea.