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[–] Majorfatboy 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

All I'm getting from this that if there's ever a draft, or some enlisted decided they want out, just use "naughty" words.

Sir, I do not wish to serve in the armed forces

To bad son, you don't have a choice!

Nigger, that's some gay kike shit right there

HOLY SHIT GET THIS MAN OUT OF HERE HE'S NOT FIT TO SERVE!!!!!!

[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Back when I was in you could just pretend to be gay. I remember one guy in unit was supposed to get out, but he was stop lossed because we were going to Iraq. So he went to the platoon sergeant and said he liked to suck dicks. He was gone in a week.

[–] Hand_of_Node 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yeah, but now he's a faggot on his permanent record.

[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was in boot camp less than 2 decades ago. A pair of losers who couldn't handle it conspired and made sure to kiss each other on the mouth in full view of our firewatch. Of course, the recruit on watch immediately reported this to our Drill Instructor.

Those guys were back home with their girlfriends within like 2 weeks.

[–] HST 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Is that dishonorable discharge?

[–] carlip 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

much better than a shot in the foot from an accidental discharge during a rifle cleaning

[–] issueninja 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

  1. Fire the real Marines.

  2. Keep the faggots.

  3. Pray we never have a real war with Russia or China.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

FUCK YOU NIGGERFAGGOT!! ENLIST ME NOW, YOU KIKEHOMO!

[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Its a possibility but you lose all your benefits with it the same way a traitor would, the difference is that the traitor will get less time.