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[–] kevdude 2 points 47 points (+49|-2) ago 

Drinks are on me!

Too bad it wasn't sooner. Fucking traitorous piece of shit.

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[–] elitch2 1 points 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

Should have been dangling from a gallows.

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[–] Captian_Awesome 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

Agreed... I mean, he still can, once they start prosecuting the luciferian conspiracy, I'd pay to have him exhumed and hung beside his cohorts.

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[–] altaccounttwo 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

True, but I wouldn't have minded my tax dollars funding his prison sentence come January.

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[–] notyouraveragellama 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I was saving a bottle of Stagg Jr. to open for a special occasion. This counts.

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[–] waringi 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I want to see some proof that he's really dead

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[–] kevdude 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Seriously. Like produce the corpse and let us all piss on it.

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[–] wintertriangles 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

"According to the New York Times, McCain has made clear to the White House he doesn’t want Trump to attend his funeral, and would instead prefer Vice President Mike Pence at a service." - A petty man to the end

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[–] uvulectomy 1 points 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

And you know that regardless of what the President does, they'll spin it against him.

  1. He goes to the funeral anyway: "Trump is such an egotistical ass that he couldn't respect a dying man's wish to stay away!"
  2. He sends Pence instead: "Trump is such an egotistical ass that he couldn't even show enough respect to come to the funeral himself!"

No matter what he does, it'll be spun in the media as "ORANGE MAN BAD!"

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[–] chirogonemd 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I know Pence will attend, but dammit, I wish he wouldn't.

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[–] o0shad0o 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Wait - he just announced he was going off his cancer meds... yesterday?

Gonna guess he killed himself, and the news is soft-peddling it.

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[–] raw_toast_ 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Maybe cancer meds= life support?

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[–] chirogonemd 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I believe this is the likely answer. Rather than saying, "We are consciously deciding to end life support", it is much more publicly smooth to say, "We are ending meds."

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[–] pixelkitteh 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

I have three theories; 1. Assisted suicide through a morphine drip and a lullaby. 2. He died months ago and they were over trying to fake that he was still alive. 3. he never had cancer at all and escaped to some remote island somewhere where he continues to be a piece of shit.

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[–] Premeditated123 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

More than likely the first theory. That’s how Bowie went out.

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[–] hang_em_high 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There would have been a special election to replace him in November if he resigned before the end of May. What if he died before then and they faked it? I wouldn't put anything past these pieces of shit.

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[–] altaccounttwo 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If you think they would tell this for real, you must not read CNN much.

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[–] FaceFart 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

world is now a safer place

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[–] Thegreatstoneddragon 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

Smoke em if you got em

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[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh, I am, and many happy drinks as well :D

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[–] wolfsktaag 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

he seemed more in love with his public image as a "reasonable centrist" than he was in love with getting the right things done for this country

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[–] gazillions 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Reptillion psycho.

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[–] Goathole 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Let me summarize this article for you: He was a piece of shit and we should all celebrate because that stupid cunt is finally gone.

He, and many others like him in congress, are the reason why so many call for term limits. It's hard to get rid of these assholes.

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