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[–] felpzZ 10 points -10 points (+0|-10) ago 

I have a gun, and it is called an iPhone.

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[–] Son_Of_Hate 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You 3 month old mother fucker. I am drunk passed the point of comfort. I have talked to false gods and true angels in my pursuit of occult truth. I have delved in to math, science, and philosophy to discern the truth of this world. And with all this effort and knowledge I still fail to understand what the fuck you were trying to accomplish.

Your gun is an iPhone? Your iPhone is a gun? What the actual fuck did you imbibe? The pen is mightier than the sword, sure, but you are a fool if you think words are more effective than bullets. You see, words attack the mind and soul and affect the future; however, it is the bullet that acts in the present and changes the course of history. Without the bullet, there is no future; no place for your words to thrive. It is the fusion of wisdom and action that has the strength to induce change. One without the other is vanity most high.

Or not. I've had an entire bottle of wine and it took a long time to check for errors in this post. The point is fuck you.

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[–] felpzZ 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

and old are you? I bet you took 30 minutes to write that paragraph, you retarded piece of shit. All you know is how to write stories. I bet you write for the MSM.

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[–] Shartdownunder 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Please tell me this is satire mate.

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[–] felpzZ 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Um... it actually is.

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[–] Stormc12 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yes, you’ll totally convince them to leave you alone when they’re breaking into your house with the intent of stealing your shit and beating the hell out of you, and the police are due to arrive in eight or ten minutes...

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[–] felpzZ 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Are you actually retarded?

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[–] felpzZ 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Lol and to think I actually remember that. I failed college algebra.