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[–] undertheshills 3 points 32 points (+35|-3) ago  (edited ago)

I did ancestry. The 23andMe is bullshit. They told my sister and 2 of my friends they were part nigerian. My parents and I got different test from several other places, none of us had a trace of nigerian.

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[–] tendiesonfloor 1 points 37 points (+38|-1) ago 

They add nigger DNA to every result, even if there is none, for the sake of "diversity and inclusiveness". Next time read the agreement.

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[–] 00001000001100110101 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

They add nigger DNA to every result, even if there is none, for the sake of "diversity and inclusiveness". Next time read the agreement.

Ironic, bceause that means that you can now claim to be African American on EEO initiatives. Its like these fucks love having their own ideas backfire on them. Race isn't real, but let's protect this one race, and tell everyone they are in some way related to that race.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Also to "prove" the out of Africa theory.

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[–] undertheshills 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

I did ancestry and I liked it, i cant remember which ones my parents did, but their results lined up with mine. Ancestry has migration points that lined up with family stories.

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[–] satisfyinghump 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Wait... THEY ACTUALLY SAY THAT IN THE AGREEMENT?!

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[–] TheSeer 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

They have admitted that they like to "f*ck with racists". Which means white people, goyim, gentiles. Obv.

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[–] recon_johnny 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Oh, they're northern European? Best give them something to muddy it up a bit. Spin the wheel.......Nigerian it is.

What fucking bullshit.

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[–] samy90a44 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Put simply, you gave them your most valuable form of ID, and they gave/sent you an obvious BS fraught report, claiming in so many words that your "..Great-Great-Great Grandfather was out in the slave quarters, screwing Quadroons in his free time, just like Jefferson was doing with Sally Hemmings" ! (A rather mildly excessive humorous example, just to vectorraily prove a point of fact) Don't feel too bad, just know that tens of thousands, if not MANY more people also fell for this clever ruse and marketing routine, which was obviously crafted by the Happy Merchants, who's intent ALL ALONG was to build a DNA Infobase for peanuts-and-pennies, based on data provided to them by morons and fools, later to be sold to the highest bidder at an utterly obscene profit margin. My only respectful admonishment is your Common Sense should have kicked in long before you went for this clever ruse created by these bastards.

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[–] watts2db 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

did Facebook teach us nothing?

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[–] undertheshills 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

Ancestry sent what seemed like legit results that lined up with my parents results from a smaller lab. My sister did 23andMe, and got screwed. If they give you accurate results its worth it IMO. If anyone wanted my DNA there wouldnt be much I could do to stop them, I just dont see my DNA having much value and a 300 million dollar buy out of a popular DNA lab reinforces that. That 300mil is the value of the Brand, Lab, & intellectual property. The value of the individual DNA is probably worth a few dollars a person.

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[–] Mylon 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

The results they keep on file and the results they send you don't have to match.