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[–] GapingAnus 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

"We have since terminated this employee"

Jesus. Someone doesn't fuck around.

[–] Yazir 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

They fucking killed him?

[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fuck em, I have no sympathy, they only sent the robot back in time after the "never barron" riots of 2050 destroyed their bar. I get that making robots is hard, but if they were serious about it they would have sent him back by 2030 at the latest.

[–] Commie_Meta 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Better. They sent a robot made of liquid metal back in time to kill him. That's my kind of bar.

[–] GenRipper 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'll be back on later to make a Terminator joke.

[–] SpongeRobert 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago  (edited ago)

They killed him?


But seriously, don't work for a mafia or intelligence agency if you don't like the feet-first retirement ceremony.

There are literally jobs you can never retire from. They tell you going in, if you become an expert on X, then the only way you leave is feet first (when they carry your corpse out.)

There are even special retirement homes to keep the aging senile people from spilling secrets.

I avoided those jobs.

[–] Der_Untergang 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Ah a downvote for no reason. That's how you know (((someone))) reads voat besides regular civvies.

[–] kalgon 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

It's judgement day!

[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The only way to teach a nigger is to terminate it.