[–] Guy_Justsome 1 points 54 points (+55|-1) ago 

Exercising her choice to have a 213th trimester abortion.

[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

The guy was just a clump of cells.

[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

[–] Commie_Meta 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This was the 102nd trimester.

[–] POTC 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Shit, if my mom was 92, and could still shoot, I'd have gave her a rocking chair on the front porch, not put her in a home!

[–] Warnos44 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Best guard granny ever!

[–] Feral_Human 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Like the old lady in the Clint Eastwood movie "Every which way but loose."

[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's funny to think about, but we're not necessarily hearing the full story here. She might have dementia for example.

[–] elitch2 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

That woman grew up in the actual Land of the Free.

[–] awhiteguyuno 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Let's look at the bright side. Now she and her family will get a much better retirement home! Totally free for them, with free food and housing for the rest of her life! Good choice by her if you ask me. My brother and I have joked about how when we get old, well just commit a crime and get put in prison and it would be like a retirement home, that way were not a financial burden to our family.

[–] Master_Foo 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Forget that. If it ever comes to me not being able to take care of myself in my own home, the last good deed I'll do is head up to the mountains with a pistol and give whatever mountain lion that finds my dead carcass a good meal.

[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Holy shit that's my plan too!!!!

[–] ProgNaziGator 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This was how naive Americans handled the elderly.

[–] autoencoder 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Great idea!

Except taxes of course.

[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This is mere pennies compared to the costs of corporations not paying shit, this will be fine :)

[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Its too bad she didn't have a daughter alive and well to kidnap her.

[–] ardvarcus 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Old people get crazy, sometimes. And sometimes, their children try to steal their house and all their money. Who knows what the real story is?

[–] Feral_Human 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

If she was cognizant enough to realize she was getting stuck in a nursing home & fought back, it seems pretty clear she wasn't ready to be tossed in the garbage heap of a nursing home.

[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Alzheimers sufferers can have lucid periods. They can also have periods where they're aware of some things but not others.

[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

That'll show them she's not demented!

[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Naw she needs to go to a hospital. Not prison.

[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah, that's what I meant by the demented part.

[–] Elbower_of_Quants 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Murder is awful but so is assisted living. She'd been better off buying a ticket to Alaska and getting ate by a Kodiak rather than crush her family with her fears.

Every single one of us will be on that terrifying doorstep one day.

[–] Warnos44 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fuck getting eaten. Find a nice ice burg and float off peacefully to sleep.

[–] tibstibs 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I figure if the time comes, I'll slink off into the forest like an old dog. No need for anyone else to deal with the physical mess, at least.

[–] ProgNaziGator 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'll take a boat filled with out into ocean. Nature and I will have one last great fling.

[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Back in their day death was preferable to human warehouses.

[–] Commie_Meta 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Assisted living in the U.S. is whatever you want to pay for. You are thinking of publicly-funded nursing homes. They are indeed dreadful.

[–] Gorillion 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No, private ones are bullshit too. They just look nicer on the surface.

[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

All locked buildings are still fucking prison.. It doesn't matter what name they slap on it.

[–] Mikel777 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Something tells me the girlfriend was the cause of it all.

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