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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

Next week do the same with Congressional paychecks!

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[–] fl3x 3 points 1 points (+4|-3) ago 

...and the "Defense" Budget (yes, I know, we always need mo' money f'dem programz like the F-35, however...), all foreign aid, period, as opposed to using it as a weapon to bribe votes out of countries at the UN, etc...

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[–] hogarth45 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Keep defense budget, get rid of gibs.

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[–] Hoonsuit 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

"Trump is trying to get poor people addicted to food they cannot afford"

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[–] PeacefulAssassin 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

"Trump didnt plan it like that. the organization had to scramble to figure out what to do with the food."

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[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Guy at work, x banger from Chiraq was bitching about food stamps being turned into food and I reasoned with him that it was that way before and nobody died. I reasoned that people traded it for drugs and alcohol. He got mad even though I was right. He couldn’t argue anymore he just got mad and said it’s bullshit. Ok bro you know what’s bullshit? Leech families living off my paycheck. People who’s accomplishments include criminal acts. I saw them when I had a bs grocery job. Fat nigger women with 5 kids, no father, shoving processed bullshit into their too-young-to be felons mouths. Tax the FUCK out of me and YOU and give it to these fucking bums. Don’t you see that number on your check? That number it would be? Guess who gets that. That jackass who sits around drinking all day those lazy drug addicted pieces of shit. Yea fuck em. FUCK EM. FUCK EM. FUCK EM ALL THE WAY TO THEIR GRAVES. Lord willing we’ll get them there sooner.

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[–] PeacefulAssassin 1 points 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

I checked what mental gymnastics they are pulling and so far:

-The taxpayers technically paid for the food, so it's them that really gave the food to them.
-Trump just cancelled because he was afraid he'd be booed off the stage.
-Trump does not was the two parties to come together and try to mend things.
-the caterers maynot get paid since the picnic is cancelled.
-Mad that he cancelled the picnic, but is still having a rally days earlier.
-Mad that their tax dollars were used to pay for the food and catering and now it is going to waste, even after they know the food fed veteran in the hospital!
-Trump is just vain and didn't want unsatisfactory pics of him stuffing his face while there are migrant children eating boloney sandwiches.
-Cancelled just to spite the Democrats

These people have scrapped the bottom the the barrel so much they are digging a hole now!

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[–] EvilSeagull 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I vote for #10 - Cancelled just to spite the democrats. (and republicans). That's the most plausible one.

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[–] Marijuana_Merlin 6 points 1 points (+7|-6) ago 

migrant children eating boloney sandwiches.

Niggah I'm from NL Canada, Bologna is Newfie Steak. We dies for a bit of that on a sandwich next to some salt beef.

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[–] NoRoyalty 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That hole is the Democrat party's grave.

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[–] maxoverdrive 4 points -1 points (+3|-4) ago 

Please try not to be reddit niggerfaggot and spell words correctly. That's "scraped", and not "scrapped". If you can't bother to learn proper English, you're either a nigger, a faggot, or both, and regardless, nobody fucking wants you here....

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[–] MrShekelstein 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Trump too much of a snowflake to attend the congressional picnic"

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[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I can’t even backflip into a swimming pool that’s how smart I am

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[–] whitemouse 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

He's so Literally Hitler, and as a woman I am fearful.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

He gave congress a time-out. haha. No lunch for you.

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[–] maxoverdrive 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I know, fucking hilarious. How pissed off to you think most of Congress was over "no free lunch"??? These are the fucking vermin who run our country....

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[–] Master_Foo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

If it were me, I wouldn't cancel the picnick. I'd make a big show of the 3" steaks and when Congress is sitting there watching, mouth watering, pull a switch and serve them tripe, then send the steaks off to charity.

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[–] Deflo56 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

You gota love this guy.

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[–] SexMachine 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Imagine being at Walter Reed... I've had buddies pass through that shithole while it was in worse conditions, but imagine being wounded from combat, separated from your brothers, your family, depressed as all hell, and hearing that news. Trump canceled the congressional picnic, and all that food is coming your way instead.

I can only hope that the brothers I never met got to dine on that food.

It's the little things that count, really is.

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[–] xobodox 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's the little things. There's nothing bigger!

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[–] Jdub75 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

Here ya go. Btw, fuck you in 5 years when you need health care.

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[–] SexMachine 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah, the VA is fucked. Hopefully it'll be unfucked in 5 years.

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[–] novictim 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Well done! (No pun intended!)

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[–] UsedToBeCujoQuarrel 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Medium rare please

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[–] mralexson 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Literally hitler

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[–] novictim 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Time Magazine headline tomorrow: Cannibal Trump Serves Human-Steak Cut From Child Refugees to Nation's Veterans; Ordered them to Eat Human Flesh.

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[–] BaldMiscreant 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Now, I couldn't see him doing that, but I wish we had guys like Roger the Spaniard around, still. (fed Muslims to their cellmates)

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