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[–] jackthebutholeripper 1 points 35 points (+36|-1) ago 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little amateur? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Ass to Mouth Schoolgirls 9, and I’ve been involved in numerous numerous raids on my vagina, and I have over 300 confirmed cumshots. I am trained in anal warfare and I’m the top cock sucker in the entire US porn industry. You are nothing to me but just another fluffer. I will maintain direct eye contact and jerk that load into my mouth with precision the likes of which no one without Internet has seen, mark my fucking words. You think you can get paid without swallowing over the Internet? Think again, fluffer. As we speak I am spreading my ass cheeks on camera getting anal creampied across the USA and your IP is logged right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm of semen that jumpstarts the pathetic little thing you call your career. You're gonna be fucking drenched, slut. I can squirt anywhere, anytime, I can get you off in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my mouth. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Adam & eve toy stores, and I will use it to its full extent to stuff your ass and mouth until you are permanently incontinent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution that big black cock was about to bring down upon your asshole, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue out. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn whore. I will shit semen all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking hired, kiddo.


[–] Spaceballs-1 [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I see a fresh new copypasta in your future.


[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I can get you off in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my mouth

Fucking lost it there, nice one.


[–] jqueso 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

We need to erect a monument for this guy.


[–] Fuster_Cluck 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hehe, erect


[–] Dismal_Swamp 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Suzy Rottencrotch