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[–] JohnGoodman 1 points 83 points (+84|-1) ago 

If this is true, I love Trump even more now

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[–] benjitsu 2 points 15 points (+17|-2) ago 

It is as close to Lyndon Johnson flopping his Johnson onto the table in 2018 as we can have

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[–] bourbonexpert 3 points 58 points (+61|-3) ago 

LBJ was one of the most evil men to have ever lived. its because of him that we have niggers today.

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[–] speedisavirus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The end is that he loves the yellow and pink ones

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[–] RedditisPropaganda31 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

LEGEND

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[–] ThisIsntMe123 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Depends if they were pink or yellow Starbursts...

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[–] calfag 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

Love it! Easily the funniest President in the history of the US!

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[–] fykws 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Did you catch his rally tonight?

“Why are they always calling the other side the elite? I have a much nicer apartment.”

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[–] calfag 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I just made big laugh sounds like rhahah! Total accord brother. That was another for the record books. Seems like every day, another excellent troll from beautiful Biff.

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[–] Crow_T_robocop 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I don't know. George W. was pretty fucking hilarious.

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[–] Der_Untergang 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

not for the right reasons -_- but he was.

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[–] calfag 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Point taken, and agreed. But, Trump's excellent arrogance puts him in first place in my opinion. GW was an awesome drunk that didn't gaf. Trump.is a powerhouse.

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[–] LordOfTheRope 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This can't be true lmao

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[–] cdglow 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

2 scoops. 2 genders. 2 starbursts. 2 terms.

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[–] weezkitty 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

2 towers .... oh wait

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[–] Mr_Sir 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

2 soon

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[–] voatuser1128 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

2 walls. One for Mexico and one for Canada.

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

2 terms is setting your sights too low. Trump 2024.

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[–] derram 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

https://archive.fo/IaYcL :

Donald Trump Threw Starburst Candies at Angela Merkel, Said 'Don't Say I Never Give You Anything'

'During his controversial meeting with leaders of the G-7 less than two weeks ago, President Donald Trump allegedly threw two pieces of Starburst candies on the table in front of German Chancellor Angela Merkel, saying “Here, Angela. '

'Following the meeting, Trump not only refused to sign the communique but also lashed out at Canada’s prime minister on Twitter over his country’s trade policy. '

'Trump is known to enjoy Starburst candies, especially the red and pink ones. '

'Trump also showed increasing disdain for Merkel, using an internal dispute within her party this week to criticize Germany’s immigration policy. '

'In 2007, Russian President Vladimir Putin famously brought a dog to a meeting with Merkel, who is known to be afraid of dogs. '


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[–] whitemouse 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

What? Merkel afraid of dogs? Well, that explains a lot.

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Yeah, and she certainly has that “cat lady spinster with a raging case of toxoplasmosis” look.

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[–] anon_poaster 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

The Putin-Dog situation was hilarious.

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[–] Javik2186 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The red and pink starbursts are the best starbursts.

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[–] puggy 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Would love to see the look on her fat face when that happened.

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah I'm surprised the media didn't capture this timeless moment.

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[–] RedditIsForLiberals 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago  (edited ago)

I'm sure we will one day. The (((press))) is hiding it for now because it exemplifies why so many Americans voted for him.

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[–] Onlio 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Heelarious!!! Our president must have the biggest set of balls on the planet

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[–] express-o 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Wtf lol. That is awesome.

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[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

lol as usual, blown out of proportion. This is a classic old man thing to do. My grandfather did that shit all the time... same phrase no matter what he was handing over.

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