[–] derram 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

https://archive.fo/wUDNm :

CNN Promises To Maintain Complete Lack Of Editorial Integrity Despite AT&T-Time Warner Merger

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The Commie News Network can do no other.

[–] VoatIsForTimmy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

We expect nothing less from CNN, and they can give us nothing less than ongoing Trump bashing and twisted stories.

[–] Hypercyberpastelgoth 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

God CNN just hang yourselves like Anthony Bourdain.

[–] speedisavirus 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Wow, when the onion is taking shots at CNN it's pretty bad over there.

[–] theysayso 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The Onion is doing actual news again.

[–] wonderfuldonut 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Of course they wont not change, why change a formula that works. Dont want a good story ruined by the truth. That would like Bobby de Zero admitting he is a midget, um er, little person