[–] totes_magotes 2 points 50 points (+52|-2) ago 

He should accept and then bomb a bunch of people with drones.

[–] Spectral 2 points 25 points (+27|-2) ago 

Dont forget starting several wars and proxy wars

[–] 13021541 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

And ISIS! We funded and supplied ISIS!

[–] irelandLost 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Invade Norway the day after he collects the award, state that the invasion is in response to Norway's collusion with Denmark, and then offer no further justification as to why collusion with Denmark would be a bad thing.

[–] totes_magotes 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

He's not a democrat.

[–] MaverickMeerkat 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

We didn't collude, we were occupied. Bomb THEIR asses! Also do the Swedes while you're at it, they occupied us as well.

Do it and we'll continue to sell our oil in petrodollars instead of dried fish.

[–] benjitsu 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The idiots don't even have guns! :)

[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

in atleast 7 different countries

[–] Jigawhojogaboo 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

European countries. He should also start the second emu war.

[–] xachariah 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

As is tradition.

[–] knightwarrior41 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

awesome,he has a more legit reason to win it (for now) than obama

[–] Fragnostus 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

either he gets it: winning!

or he doesn't get it = exposes bias: winning!

literally cannot lose.

[–] NoMeGustanLosNiggers 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Two ways to win, no way to lose.

[–] qotile 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Well, so does my cat

[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

This isn't a serious nomination. This is basically two politicians asking the Nobel Comittee to nominate him. It's like if I wrote to the Academy saying that someone deserves an Oscar. He's not nominated, people are calling for it. Actual nominations start in September.

[–] irelandLost 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Right, and how does someone get nominated for a peace prize? Certain class of individuals permitted to forward nominations, including... parliamentarians.

[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If Trump/Kim/Moon don't get something then the Peace Prize will lose all of it's credibility, and it doesn't have much left after giving 0 an award.

[–] InternetUser 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It already lost all credibility when Obama won it

[–] 13021536 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Sometimes I feel like 0bummer Poisoned the Nobel Prize. It is almost a shame to sully President Donald Trump with a lowly trinket that was given for free to Kangz Nagger with the purple drank and it's linebacker boyfriend Michael Lavon Robinson... To give President Trump that "award" is just the Nobel Peace Prize system trying to raise itself out of the tranny nog ghetto. I hope he rejects it.

[–] kneo24 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It was poisoned before that. There are people who have received that prize by discrediting their colleagues and taking credit for work.

[–] 13021594 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah probably so. OH well, maybe it will go away as well. That would be good stuff.

[–] speedisavirus 7 points 8 points (+15|-7) ago 

Nice for the shit zerohedge article to leave out it's about as far right as Norway's parties go. It's not a majority party and it's a small group.

[–] Futt 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Nice of you to leave out that said party is also part of the current coalition government in Norway ;)

[–] Anti_Idle 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Boomshakalaka

[–] weezkitty 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

How news works in a nutshell

[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Probably too little, too late. That whole Obama prize thing hangs around their neck like an anchor.

[–] Uncle_Tractor 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Norwegian here. From what I understand, the Nobel committee usually is a bunch of progressive wankers. The chance of Trump getting the award is close to nil.

(the progressive meltdowns would have been glorious to behold though)

[–] MrShekelstein 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Worthless prize.

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