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[–] Alopix 2 points 42 points (+44|-2) ago 

Stop counting your chickens before they're strung up.

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[–] voatusernamevoat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This. It's been an endless stream of about to, going to, soon, will, etc. since the election, none of it have or has.

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[–] Caesarkid1 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Do you know the original fable?

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[–] Alopix 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Can't say I do, just the turn of phrase it spawned. Does it have some undertone that makes my paraphrase amusing or unfitting in context?

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[–] SChalice 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

Trump chickens in the billions

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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Our chickens are the best chickens.

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[–] tendiesonfloor 6 points 27 points (+33|-6) ago 

IT'S HAPPENING!! FOR SERIOUS THIS TIME!! NO REALLY!! Q PREDICTED IT!!

No it isn't. We've had at least one of these posts every week since Trump's inauguration. Nothing is going to happen as long as Jeff Sessions is running the DOJ. He's the fucking heart of the Swamp.

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[–] fl3x 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Jeff Sessions is ...the fucking heart of the Swamp.

Hm. Who appointed the guy though?

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[–] TIGER_COOL 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is there any good reason the dude hasn't been sacked? It's not like Trump has had an issue with his trigger finger.

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[–] Obergruppenkraken 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Probably a jew somewhere.

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[–] dooob 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So we should ignore this tweet? What does it have to do with Q?

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[–] Ocelot 5 points -3 points (+2|-5) ago 

Q is a larp, none of what he said has come true, and the only defense people have when you call them out on following like moronic lemmings is HURR YOU'RE JUST A SHILL HAYL TRUMP AND Q.

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[–] Fuckyourego 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Can you imagine if the first black president was hanged for treason?

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[–] gazillions 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That would be the only execution in history that would be funny as hell.

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[–] HST 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Saint Eustice being cooked alive in a Brazen Bull said "turn me over, i'm done on this side"

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[–] dontmindthemess 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Put that shit on Pay Per View and make a fuckton of money!

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[–] BillyLuath 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

swamp is drained when there's an epidemic of fatal accidents.

Once you reach a certain level courts and laws do not apply.

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

A “Night of the Long Knives,” if you will

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[–] BentAxel 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

According to the Federal Procurement Data, the total contract was for $411,575.00. $282,295.00 then $129,280.00 paid to the same people.

That said, I got the contract information from the tweet, so this guy would have known that and nothing is said about the obligation on the contract. Just, who was paid and by whom. And because I'm lazy and don't want to type out the contract again: HQ003416P0148

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[–] Vvswiftvv17 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

The greatest moments of joy in my life, thus far:

  1. Accepting Jesus as my Lord and Savior

  2. Meeting and marrying my husband

  3. Having two children

  4. Watching George Snuffleupagus LIVE on election night as the reality that Trump was winning started to sink in

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[–] 0rion 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

I love all your points, but #1 is flawed: YOU are your own personal savior. Give yourself some credit for how far you have come.

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[–] Nutkase 3 points 6 points (+9|-3) ago  (edited ago)

These post are the equivalent of the idiots at Reddit saying "trumps getting impeached this time you guys!", only difference is these fucks are actually guilty. Let me know when these fuckers are in cuffs, till then stfu.

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[–] dooob 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You are retarded, it is not a nobody tweeting this.

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[–] Tallest_Skil 10 points 5 points (+15|-10) ago 

about to be drained

lol, keep believing that

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[–] Tallest_Skil 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Yid harder, you fucking dipshit.

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