Archived He was found naked under a car. He was trying to have sex with it, Kansas police say (kansas.com)
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Archived He was found naked under a car. He was trying to have sex with it, Kansas police say (kansas.com)
submitted ago by Kannibal
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[–] WhiteWolfSS 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
But was it a sexy car?
[–] Guy_Justsome 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There you go, blaming the victim.
#metoobeepbeep
[–] IDintDoNuthin ago
TO0 53XY
[–] BaldMiscreant 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's not what he meant by, "nice fucking car"
[–] gentlemanadventurer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The libertarian in me says, well if it's his car, who gives a fuck? As long as it's not in public or he's not black......aaaaaand he's black.
[–] coolmoe 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Any source for that? none of the stories ive read even have a name or description other then 24 year old male.
[–] ToOnMaN 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"They were trying to get him to stop and come out .... but he was oblivious they were even there," Powell said.
Umm, coming out is exactly what he was doing..
[–] carlip 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
as long as it's a 2001 model I have no issues here
[–] newoldwave 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Trying to picture it....
[–] Tzitzimitl 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
inb4 this is a white man
[–] Banned4Truth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Mechanophilia
That's the 'M' in LBGTQ2PXYZ