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[–] toobaditworks 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Replace aligaters with anything else:

FLORIDA (CBS Local) – Black sightings are a common thing if you live in the south, but a wave of the monstrous creatures made their presence felt over the final weekend in April. Several residents in Florida and Texas were sent into a panic as large blacks stopped traffic, invaded porches, and even approached a Target store over the weekend.

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[–] DamoclesofBenghazi 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Invaded porches!

I say put a moat on the boarder! Surely those who cross it illegally won’t mind the diversity of crocodiles right?

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Alligators. We don't have crocodiles.

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[–] DrPenguin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The voat moat.