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[–] toobaditworks 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Replace aligaters with anything else:

FLORIDA (CBS Local) – Black sightings are a common thing if you live in the south, but a wave of the monstrous creatures made their presence felt over the final weekend in April. Several residents in Florida and Texas were sent into a panic as large blacks stopped traffic, invaded porches, and even approached a Target store over the weekend.

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[–] DamoclesofBenghazi 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Invaded porches!

I say put a moat on the boarder! Surely those who cross it illegally won’t mind the diversity of crocodiles right?

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Alligators. We don't have crocodiles.

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[–] DrPenguin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The voat moat.

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[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's cool because aligators are basically dinosaurs.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

YOU’RE basically dinosaurs!

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[–] Lemongarb 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Dig a canal at the border and put alligators in it. That would take business away from Panama at the same time.

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[–] SChalice 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A long time ago the Irvine Amphitheater was next to Wild Country Safari. For kicks, I gave away some concert tickets and decided to sneak in. I had no idea that the animals were on the side where I approached and was chased by a hippo into a swamp. Scared the fucking shit out of me.

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[–] mynewaccountagain 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Is this the new movie Rampage?

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[–] 12668680 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Why do you discriminate against Reptile Americans? They have as much right to be here...

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is what happens when they build roads and suburbs in the middle of what has been alligator habitat for millions of years. Source: Floridian

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[–] ShinyVoater 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Animal control workers were eventually able to tie the beast up and take it to a USDA-approved alligator processing facility.

I realize gator meat is popular in some places, but do you really want one that you don't know where it's been?

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