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She's probably been binge eating and drinking since realizing I Feel Hammy is one of the most spectacular bombs of the decade. $21.4M gross after being out for a week and it cost $32M to make and who knows how much to advertise. So now she's stuffed her fat face with too much food & booze her kidneys have had enough.
It's the most affected, but kidneys aren't left alone. Same with overeating. That's why alcoholics and fatties often have problems with multiple organs, especially liver and kidneys.
I once had a kidney infection. It was attributed to a viral infection caused by a super deviant lifestyle. It knocked me down for a week and I thought I would die. Painful as all hell but not as hellish as full-blown opiate withdraws. Anyway I survived, straightened up somewhat and still have my looks. She however, cant do anything about her fat fucking face.
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[–] toobaditworks [S] 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
I'm rooting for the kidney infection.
[–] Morbo 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Same here. Reading this post title was the first time Amy Schumer ever made me laugh.
[–] Firevine 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I've had a kidney infection before. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Except Amy Schumer.
[–] Tallest_Skil 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Please die, fat kike.
[–] fuckfacemcgee 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I love Voat.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
[–] cyks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
MAKE A VOAT POST ABOUT IT
[–] ILoveBeingHuman 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She's probably been binge eating and drinking since realizing I Feel Hammy is one of the most spectacular bombs of the decade. $21.4M gross after being out for a week and it cost $32M to make and who knows how much to advertise. So now she's stuffed her fat face with too much food & booze her kidneys have had enough.
[–] Maroonsaint ago
Isn’t it your liver that handles booze?
[–] ILoveBeingHuman ago
It's the most affected, but kidneys aren't left alone. Same with overeating. That's why alcoholics and fatties often have problems with multiple organs, especially liver and kidneys.
[–] fuckfacemcgee 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
I once had a kidney infection. It was attributed to a viral infection caused by a super deviant lifestyle. It knocked me down for a week and I thought I would die. Painful as all hell but not as hellish as full-blown opiate withdraws. Anyway I survived, straightened up somewhat and still have my looks. She however, cant do anything about her fat fucking face.
[–] i_scream_trucks ago
She can but she wont.
Its the personality shes stuck with.
[–] SmokeyMeadow 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Her organs must be rejecting her body. Usually this only happens with transplant patients.
[–] thelma 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I hope she gets better..What? This thread is about that horrible Amy Schumer ?
Goooooo bacteria !