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[–] crirninaI 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Better ban vans now. Pressure cookers, too.

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[–] akuta 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Assault vans, sir... Assault vans. Any van with wheels and doors that close all the way.

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[–] user0451 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Protest the DMV!

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[–] whereisthemountain 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Headlights over 3" in diameter? That's an assault vehicle, and must be registered as such with local law enforcement, pursuant to a 500$ fine and jail. You will be issued an annual weapon stamp to put on your license plate. Failure to obtain this stamp and keep it up to date will result in further fees and imprisonment.

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[–] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Might as well cut the bullshit and ban knifes, sticks, and rocks.

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[–] 12560052? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I bet he had a van license too, but that high capacity fuel tank?!