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[–] OricaTonithos 1 points 42 points (+43|-1) ago 

Who the fuck is Jimmy Kimmel?

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[–] Spaceballs-1 1 points 33 points (+34|-1) ago 

Never watched but I think he's some guy who cries on late night tv and insults people who have an accent.

But it's OK if they don't speak English, he'll cry for them.

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[–] OricaTonithos 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

They all go to the same cocktail parties and stink of the same batch. It's like they're all somehow related to each other.

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[–] obvious-throwaway- 1 points 26 points (+27|-1) ago  (edited ago)

He's a wanna be comedian actor who's sucked more Jew cocks than a child actor in Hollywood.

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[–] Keknado 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Kek, Brutal!

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[–] RedditisPropaganda31 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Brutal, but honest

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[–] PhilaFerret 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

Former Mr. Sarah Silverman, which should tell you something.

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[–] newoldwave 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

He was married to that witch? that explains a lot

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[–] lexsird 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Jew whore hooked him up. Suck the jew's cock and they'll throw you a bone if you are still useful goyim. How's it feel to be a conquered nation?

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[–] Sarcastatron_9000 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ew. That makes both of them even more gross than I already thought they were before.

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[–] Frankeh 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

he used to host a segment called girls bouncing on trampolines

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[–] patriot_biz 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

He's that faggot? I couldn't stand that show. "Man Show" was a terrible name for a show that didn't feature instruction in the care of horses, firearms or stock-market investment techniques. Should have been named "The Teenager Show". Chugging beer isn't for men, it's for frat boys. Note that the word "man" doesn't appear in the word "frat boy". They're called boys for a reason.

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[–] GnosticPizza 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Co-host* Adam Carolla and Fox were the only Men on the Man Show

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[–] wgtt911 [S] 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

damn and I already boycott this piece of shit..

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[–] lexsird 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fuck TV in general. Brain rot, first class brain rot.

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[–] bagano1 2 points 18 points (+20|-2) ago 

I don't have to boycott him; he sucks. Always did.

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[–] killercanuck 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

They all suck or have been turned out into cocksucker's. The talk show hosts who brought in the "wrong" audience have been cycled out. What was the edge against censorship is now the sword against anything autonomous. Comedians replaced by writers. Capital with debt. Truth with snarky lies. It's like opening an ice cold beer to find it's been replaced with bleach scented with homeless urine.

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[–] bagano1 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago  (edited ago)

I think "real comedians" don't have to do that shit anymore. Let's see, be a slave to a network and work every weekday, mugging with smug celebrities in front of tourists, or work when I want to, vacation and fuck off for a month at a time if I want to?

My guess is, whereas before the internet, they could get someone on the caliber of Louis CK to do a show like that, now even the low-rung comedians look at network talk show producers dirty when they give them an offer for a show. So they're stuck with hacks like Kimmel, Colbert and Fallon who have no other options.

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[–] Schreiber 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

bagano1 is a leftist cocksucker as well. Probably either a nigger, faggot, and/or a kike.

bagano1 is a confirmed leftist shill with leftist world view.

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[–] ardvarcus 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

From what he's posted as saying, Kimmel sounds like a nasty little weasel. I've never actually seen his show -- I don't watch network television.

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[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Jimmy Kimmel doesn't tell jokes, he is the joke. He weeps over politics and drags out sick kids as props for his campaign.

“Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

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[–] Skeeterdo 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Isn't that from watchmen?

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pagliacci is the title of a tragic opera composed by Ruggero Leoncavallo. It had its premiere in Milan on 21 May 1892. Canio, the lead clown in a commedia dell’arte troupe discovers that his wife, Nedda, is cheating on him. He confronts her about it while they’re performing in a play whose plot mirrors their real lives, then kills Nedda and her lover.

Vesti la giubba (put on the costume) is the famous tenor aria from the opera. It is sung at the end of the first act, when Canio discovers Nedda’s infidelity, but must nevertheless prepare for his performance as Pagliaccio the clown, because “the show must go on.”

The aria includes the lines:

Laugh, clown, so the crowd will cheer!

Turn your distress and tears into jest,

your pain and sobbing into a funny face – Ah!

Laugh, clown,

at your broken love!

Laugh at the grief that poisons your heart!


More on the origin: https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/131380/was-rorschachs-pagliacci-joke-a-real-joke

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[–] BurqaFart 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Kimmel doesn't sit down and think about jokes to tell. Everything he says, every tear he drops, is schemed up by networks with a bigger agenda. He's just dancing for us.

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[–] Reverse-Flash 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Good luck with your gay-ass whiny petition. Who fucking cares what kimmel has to say? Michael Obama was a fucking gorilla. Life goes on.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Now I'm sad about Harambe again.

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 2 points 9 points (+11|-2) ago 

Did this witch-faced jew mock his ex sister-in-laws(sarah silvermans sister) accent when he visited her in Israel? Of course this kike didn't.

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[–] FlamingoBumblebee 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

i never understood why carrola did a show with him. kimmel brought nothing to the table but lewd kindergarten jokes. adam is actually funny and has decent shit to talk about.

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I used to listen to Adam and Dr. Drew on their radio show Loveline. It was great stuff, very funny even though I was too young to really get what they were talking about (usually mysterious bumps on some caller's genitals).

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sidekick, Alpha/Beta dynamic. Someone always needs to be the bitch, to establish the Alpha's higher standing in the audience's mind.

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[–] FlamingoBumblebee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

absolutely. dr drew was a great sidekick, kimmel though was just a milquetoast that thought he was edgy. a lot of kids have uncles that are just as cool, edgy, and funny. some of them end up in prison.

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[–] DangersDad 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

He’s a kike fucker.

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[–] lexsird 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Never fuck kike bitches. Spurn their advances and mock them.

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