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[–] Hayashimo 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

I'm sure it was the Germans flipping out here, no need to get worked up.

A police official told the newspaper Der Westen: "There are three rival groups. It may be a conflict between Turks, Lebanese and Kurds.

Oh.

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[–] SerialChiller 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Lebanese" is still a fuzzy word. Lebanon has Christians, Muslims and Druze.

The Druze and the Christians (mostly Maronite and orthodox) are pretty chill and woke. The Shias are militant, but mostly focused on defending Southern Lebanon. Which leaves the usual suspects, the Sunnis - who don't seem to get along with anyone else, anywhere else.

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[–] GoatEmperorTrump 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

I do not think Germany imported any Christians, only ShItslam sand niggers.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You dont actually belive Germany imports any christians, even the few Syrain christians that manged somehow to get in get no protection and rather move back to a warzone.

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[–] 475677 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It's going to be interesting finding out who the new ruling party of Germany is and what policies they have in store for the native population are.

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm surprised the german cops didn't say "They were German-Turks, German-Lebanese and German-Kurds that were fighting"

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[–] hang_em_high 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sounds like a win, win, win situation to me.

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[–] speedisavirus 1 points 29 points (+30|-1) ago 

The police spokesman said similar incidents had taken place the previous night and the week before. Police are looking into whether there is a connection.

Nah, no connection. Germans do this all the time.

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[–] ssaa6oo 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's a german tradition.

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh vey!

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[–] FuckYouReddit- 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Religion of peace is now the religion of pieces.

A piece over there, a piece over here, that's all that's left of you.

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 2 points 10 points (+12|-2) ago 

Muslims machete hacking on the left, jews foreskin chopping on the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

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[–] SweetChicken 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

HAHAHAHAHAHA well played +1

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[–] Wes1274 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I thought assult with a deadly weapon was illegal everywhere?

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[–] Anam 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But these were machetes of peace, you islamophobe!

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[–] FuckYouReddit- 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They'll all get off because they're too stupid to understand that simple fact.

Oh, and because Germany.

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Chillout bill maher.

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[–] FuckYouReddit- 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hey Maher's an idiot, but it's still a good quote.

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

How's that multiculturalism working out?

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[–] whitemouse 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Vibrantly.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] undertheshills 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Such a strong diverse community. A great place for any child bride to grow up in.

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And you who needs guns when you have rocks and acid.

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[–] YoHomie 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Import Africans to your country, you get... Africa.

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[–] Guardbuddy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Actually, Arabs, Kurds and T*rks.

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Damn Asians.

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[–] Alwaysmakingprogress 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Tribal warfare, bitches!

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[–] Raider1v11 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Gun control stops violence guise. *** sips nonfat, tripple whip, double pump soi latte***

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But but violance is illegal you're not following the law!!!

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[–] Raider1v11 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thats the problem. Murder wasnt ever illegal. Duh.

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[–] aria_taint 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Arrest those German agitators and get those poor refugees to a safe space!

/s

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[–] speedisavirus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Solving the problem one hack at a time

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