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[–] Durm 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Next movie will just be called Star.

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[–] Thereunto 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

Next movie will just be called Star. ✡

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[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That is complete raycist against black holes, you insensitive cis white niggerfaggot.

It will be just be called S.

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[–] JoeKerr 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

SS

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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

If you are still paying to watch this trash then you deserve every ounce of misery upon yourself.

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[–] Trapezoidal 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Will there be any Strapon fight scenes

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

What kind of Walkie Talkies the replaced the Blasters with?

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[–] TherapyPorcupine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ones that use the recipient's preferred pronoun.

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[–] Decidueye 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm going to laugh myself a ruckus when this shitshow bombs Fembusters bad.

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[–] valk2 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Disney is pissed off wherever he is now.

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[–] Nekochan11 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Walt Disney would not even recognize what his company has become.

It is a giant conglomerate that stifles creativity rather than being the engine room of innovation that it was in his day.

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[–] Mylon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is it really that different? Disney was built upon public domain stories and has since the time Steamboat Willie was about to expire, been fighting to ensure nothing it ever has done enters public domain. If it weren't for Disney, Star Wars would be public domain, and now it's trying to retell that story because all of the good public domain ones have already been picked clean and it has to buy access to them before it can pull off its retelling.

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[–] valk2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Like the username. You are absolutely 100% correct.

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[–] roznak 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Next, Hans Solo that has a Popsicle as blaster replacement.

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[–] absurdlyobfuscated 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Or they could go with Star Wars-y walkie-talkies. Spielberg already set precedent.

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[–] GutterTrash 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Next, Han Solo brings out consent forms to seek permission to shoot first.

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[–] CarpetDime 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Han licked first

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[–] derram 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=rFUPmpHHmcQ :

SJW STAR WARS DISARMS THE REBELLION AGAINST FICTIONAL NAZIS?? - YouTube


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