[–] CheeseboogersGhost 1 points 87 points (+88|-1) ago 

Cancer found a cure for John McCain?

[–] DrPenguin 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Warning. His Senate seat may flip to Republican.

[–] Norseman 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

stop, don't get my hopes up. I can't be let down like this again.

[–] Darwinxmachina 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

This made my day!

[–] novictim 1 points 30 points (+31|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Quick! What is this particular news meant to distract attention away from?! There has to be something.

[–] RKG 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

That McCain (presuming this is a sane world) is facing indictment for unlawful conspiracies against candidate Trump, in tandem with the Clinton campaign.

[–] novictim 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

If they have to dump his body out of the coffin to handcuff him and drag him to trial from his own funeral, I am for it!

[–] CowWithBeef 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

The McCain foundation is probably involved in child trafficking too. Not sure why else they would need 20k sealed indictments unless they're taking out pedo blackmail power networks.

[–] Faelwolf 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That was my first thought, an indictment is probably involved.

[–] voltronsdicks 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Breaking News: John McCain LEAVING US SENATE

I thought the rest of the byline was going to read: "...in a coffin."

This wasn't the funeral announcement I had hoped for. Much disappointment was had.

[–] Ialwayssaythis 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I want him to see a day back in a military prision. At least 1.

[–] Obergruppenkraken 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

FPBP. what's going on today? Did the jews just drop a Mexican bomb on us or sumfin?

[–] DrPenguin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fast and furious release Trump diplomacy in North Korea

[–] novictim 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You read my mind!

[–] iforgottheotherone 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Nancy Pelosi next pls

[–] ardvarcus 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

And Feinstein, and Waters.

[–] carlip 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

and Ginsberg

[–] FuckYouReddit- 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nah, not Waters, she's too funny and useful to us on the right.

[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

i hope that in his final hours a gook suddenly pops out of the flower pot and gets him for real

[–] ardvarcus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The Gooks could have killed him while they were torturing him in Vietnam, but they decided he would do more harm to America if they let him live.

[–] VoutGuy 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Oh, no that sucks.

[–] Joe_McCarthy 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Lemme guess... fake news? Non-mainstream source, I see nothing on the wire, and to top it off OP has the handle Russianbots.

How quaint.

[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

i looked too couldn't find anything.. I'll believe it once it hits more (((msm)))

[–] PhilaFerret 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Stir the pot with hearsay or outright fake news - the new Voat.

[–] JohnGoodman 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

This is voat now. There’s always sources you’ve never heard of

[–] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Which, to be clear, does not necessarily speak in a source's favor.

[–] Skyrock 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Cindy McCain denies the story: https://twitter.com/cindymccain/status/971843135121760256

But certainly the wife of John McCain is less believeable than what could be a homeless crazy hobo running an unknown blog.

[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

John McCain is an ISIS supporter with brain cancer.

I hope it hurts.

[–] newrev 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

In the distance you hear the sound of a swamp being drained

[–] Pwning4Ever 7 points -2 points (+5|-7) ago  (edited ago)

McCain is the epitome of Swamp. Literally going to muslim countries and telling terrorist groups that the US has got their back. Are you fucking kidding me? Hillary Clinton is the female version of John McTumor.

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