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[–] JohnGoodman 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

“Hi Gen, I’m with CNN, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and leave the closet and take a picture of the shooter, unless he’s not white of course, then we need to you to edit the contrast a little to make him look whiter, Thanks lemme know Girl!”

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[–] voltronsdicks 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Why couldn't the CNN report be trapped in the closet instead :(

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[–] GoogleStoleMyBike 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Most of them are.

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[–] cynicaloldfart 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh hells no. They view it as a badge of honor and courage (so brave) to come out of the closet and flaunt it (so progressive).

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[–] jwm5514 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If the person is retarded enough to tweet during a school shooting, they probably would try to take a picture or film it for attention too

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[–] Browngaijin 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Its interesting when people die- Give us dirty laundry. Can we film the school? Are the kids dead yet? You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet. Get the parents on the set! We need dirty laundry!

Reminded of an Eagles song in the worst possible way.

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[–] SkrutinizeYou 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Not Eagles. Don Henley solo stuff. Good call tho

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[–] Icecut 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Was the shooter White? He wasn't? His name was CRUZ? Shit, no story here, moving on.

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[–] 11922152 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I'm not seeing it. This is why you archive. If it was there, it's gone.

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

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[–] 11923062 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Wonderful. Don't know where it was when I looked.

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[–] un1ty 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ugh, what fucking trash.

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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

https://twitter.com/genthemartian/status/963868407492960256

I'm on mobile, so could you archive it for me?

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

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[–] wtfeva 4 points 6 points (+10|-4) ago 

What kind of fake ass shit is that?!

Who the fuck tweets or shit at a time like that? Fake ass stupid bullshit.

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[–] MichaelObamasPenis 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Jews: so audacious people can't even believe it's real.

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[–] AvariciousNose 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] wtfeva 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Still fake. Don't you realize that left media is having a grand ole time right now? They are intentionally destroying their credibility and media along with it.

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[–] DragonChrist 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If that's not staged, I'll eat my hat.

An alternate option? "Once you're in a secure location and can talk, can I ask you a few questions?" translates to me that they have a witness' name and where they are who's seen the incident. If they don't follow the narrative and tell the story the way it needs to be told, they'll be suicide'd for saying anything otherwise. Or they'll just be suicided'd for being a witness after following the narrative. Dead men tell no tales, after all.

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[–] MichaelObamasPenis 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

She was probably trying to make his phone beep so he'd get shot and give them a bigger death toll for the headlines:

WHITE MALE kills 16 17

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[–] SiliconMasterRace 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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