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[–] Maroonsaint 14 points -11 points (+3|-14) ago  (edited ago)

One time the devil talked to me in a dream. Actually 6 times. 3am to 4am. He didn’t say much. He just kept telling me to come here. Then he grabbed me by the face. I thought it was quite rude of the fellow. I never saw what he looked like cause it was a black void. I bet death is way more boring than that though. Not even gods could keep eternity entertaining. Don’t care? Too late you already read it shit head. I win.

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[–] ComedicGoat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Mildly entertaining. 4/10, wouldn’t recommend to friends, might read again or quote at some obscure point in the future.

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[–] Maroonsaint ago 

If you start lucid dreaming and controlling them you have a lot of weird dreams.

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[–] Mr_Wolf ago 

You get a goat but I'm passing over next time.

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[–] Maroonsaint 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

after maybe the third time it got old cause I just wanted to sleep and I was getting sweat everywhere which is uncomfortable. I only know the time cause I kept waking up looking directly at a clock