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[–] Dereliction 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Or at least by a creature that identified as a Sasquatch.

Also, an 8-foot "gorilla-like" creature that punches you is going to knock your head from your shoulders.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If this was a gay Sasquatch then it might throw punches like a bitch. The fact that there's a gay Sasquatch out there tryin' to fuck dude's during hunting season is frightening. How many men out there have had a Squatches cock forced inside of them and are too afraid to come forward and speak. This man is a hero.

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[–] Dereliction 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

With logic like that, I'm forced to concede.