Archived Colorado Hunter Claims He Was Sexually Assaulted by a Sasquatch (montanaoutdoor.com)
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Archived Colorado Hunter Claims He Was Sexually Assaulted by a Sasquatch (montanaoutdoor.com)
submitted ago by Dismal_Swamp
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[–] Dereliction 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Or at least by a creature that identified as a Sasquatch.
Also, an 8-foot "gorilla-like" creature that punches you is going to knock your head from your shoulders.
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If this was a gay Sasquatch then it might throw punches like a bitch. The fact that there's a gay Sasquatch out there tryin' to fuck dude's during hunting season is frightening. How many men out there have had a Squatches cock forced inside of them and are too afraid to come forward and speak. This man is a hero.
[–] Dereliction 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
With logic like that, I'm forced to concede.