Archived Colorado Hunter Claims He Was Sexually Assaulted by a Sasquatch (montanaoutdoor.com)
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Archived Colorado Hunter Claims He Was Sexually Assaulted by a Sasquatch (montanaoutdoor.com)
submitted ago by Dismal_Swamp
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
This is a Type 4 Alpha Male Sasquatch. Notice the posturing stance it takes right before a bluff charge. It definitely wants to keep the clothes it stole from its last victim. Type 4’s usually run in front of cars and rummage thru dumpsters at night time. It can also go down on all 4’s and run like an ungulate.
[–] gentlemanadventurer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
DAMN NEAR CHOKED TO DEATH LAUGHING!
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
He looks ferocious!
[–] Omag 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
scares me