Archived Colorado Hunter Claims He Was Sexually Assaulted by a Sasquatch (montanaoutdoor.com)
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Archived Colorado Hunter Claims He Was Sexually Assaulted by a Sasquatch (montanaoutdoor.com)
submitted ago by Dismal_Swamp
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[–] NoChoice 0 points 37 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago (edited ago)
. #Metoo
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
It's bad enough they dig through your trash cans at night and steal your chickens but now this...
[–] TheStapler 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago (edited ago)
Just a brown bear that had converted to Islam
[–] Cheesebooger 2 points 6 points 8 points (+8|-2) ago
Allahu ackRawr?
[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sexual emRAWRgency
[–] Dereliction 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You joke but shit could happen these days.
[–] xandermartin98 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Blue Klux Klan is blue
[–] newoldwave 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
most likely
[–] [deleted] 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
[–] Dismal_Swamp [S] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
This is a Type 4 Alpha Male Sasquatch. Notice the posturing stance it takes right before a bluff charge. It definitely wants to keep the clothes it stole from its last victim. Type 4’s usually run in front of cars and rummage thru dumpsters at night time. It can also go down on all 4’s and run like an ungulate.
[–] gentlemanadventurer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
DAMN NEAR CHOKED TO DEATH LAUGHING!
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
He looks ferocious!
[–] Omag 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
scares me
[–] TheStapler 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
Boys I told you, it's a fackin' samsquanch and it raped Trevor!
[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
[–] MetalAegis 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
Should have let the rape happen, at least then he'd have some DNA evidence.
[–] 11502290? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That is a high price to pay..
[–] NoBS 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Not for feral animals that plays in an others excrement.
Civilized humanity requires more than just being house broken, smelling like shit is best left for the out door pets.
[–] lord_nougat ago
The man's body has ways of shutting rape down if it's a sasquatch!
[–] Y8goKTH959VCLKty8xIz ago
knife?
[–] WithoutaDoubt 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
If he stabbed it in the shoulder shouldn't his knife have some blood on it? That would certainly help with determining wtf attacked him. Of course this is probably just bullshit by a drunk anyway.
[–] NotDrunkEnough 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
do you guys think bigfoot has a foot fetish?
[–] novictim 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's probably longer than a foot.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's what she said.
[–] 11502315? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
https://kek.gg/i/6-CH7b.jpg I FOUND THE Perpetrator!