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In the UK, you can’t even carry pepper spray to defend yourself. It’s legally considered the same as a firearm, so it gets you in jail. Your only option is to carry lube.
Legally, hurting anyone, in your home or in public, for any reason and with any object, chemical, or self defense technique, while they are in the commission of a crime, (robbing, raping, or murdering you) will get the self defender an automatic jail sentence.
England is already dead as a people. Voting will not save them, guns will. Lots and lots of guns. 1776 will be the only saving of Mother England from the invasion of the jews horde army.
[–]jizzswizzler5 points
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Not a single fucking pom older than 13 and white would agree with you there sunshine. Organised crime in the uk once upon a time wasnt like your cowboy shit.
I gather you missed Hot Fuzz taking the absolute piss out of every us gun and run movie ever...
Tl dr ALLOWING FUCKING IMMIGRANTS SHITBAGS AND GUNS IN unchecked is what fucked the uk. The solution would be to send the fucking pakistanis back... but that leaves about 2/3 of Rotherham and all of Bradistan as ghost cities. At least the goddamn public housing queue might drop a couple of years with all the new real estate.
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Don't worry, the mayor has chimed in that being raped in the city center is just part and parcel of living in a big city, and that you shouldn't judge the cultural traditions of the newly British.
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[–] leweb 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
In the UK, you can’t even carry pepper spray to defend yourself. It’s legally considered the same as a firearm, so it gets you in jail. Your only option is to carry lube.
[–] greenfascist 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
i bet atomised lube in the eyes is still a pretty effective deterrent.
just saying.
[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Lol you can't even carry pepper spray? We bought my sister pepper spray when she was like 12. Then i got curious to how much it sucks...it sucks
[–] think- 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Try hairspray (for the eyes ;-) ).
[–] gentlemanadventurer 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Legally, hurting anyone, in your home or in public, for any reason and with any object, chemical, or self defense technique, while they are in the commission of a crime, (robbing, raping, or murdering you) will get the self defender an automatic jail sentence.
England is already dead as a people. Voting will not save them, guns will. Lots and lots of guns. 1776 will be the only saving of Mother England from the invasion of the jews horde army.
[–] Grunge 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
Culturally enriched up the ass
[–] GoatEmperorTrump 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
And that is what happens when you are a Brit cuck and prevent your citizens from owning guns.
[–] jizzswizzler 5 points -2 points 3 points (+3|-5) ago (edited ago)
Not a single fucking pom older than 13 and white would agree with you there sunshine. Organised crime in the uk once upon a time wasnt like your cowboy shit.
I gather you missed Hot Fuzz taking the absolute piss out of every us gun and run movie ever...
Tl dr ALLOWING FUCKING IMMIGRANTS SHITBAGS AND GUNS IN unchecked is what fucked the uk. The solution would be to send the fucking pakistanis back... but that leaves about 2/3 of Rotherham and all of Bradistan as ghost cities. At least the goddamn public housing queue might drop a couple of years with all the new real estate.
[–] UKD 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago (edited ago)
Don't worry, the mayor has chimed in that being raped in the city center is just part and parcel of living in a big city, and that you shouldn't judge the cultural traditions of the newly British.
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;-)
[–] Artofchoke 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
In a sexual emergency, anyone can be called upon!
[–] [deleted] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
[–] 11452506? 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
An erect nigger dick can penetrate the tightest of boy pussy.
[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm guessing that airlock has blown more than a few times this year.
[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
So now men have to start wearing 'My Body, My Choice" t-shirts?
[–] Conspirologist 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Fuck. I misread man rapped in central park.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
"Yo, to you I might look meek,
an i can understand that it might make ya wanna,
bust my cheeks."
[–] jizzswizzler ago
Bend over rover let dis nigga bowl ya over
[–] con77 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
England is gone
[–] SolarProphet 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
England was gone for a long time. Coming to terms with it is possible, unless you let them in...
[–] thesickofitall 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
there's no England now
[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
But my $5000/semester feminist studies class taught me men dont get raped what is this misogynistic transphobic news article trying to say here?!