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[–] weezkitty 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

CNN is a pathetic propaganda outlet.

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[–] unclejimbo 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Trump could nuke Trinidad at this point, and I wouldn't even care with the amount of times they've cried wolf.

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[–] Maroonsaint 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

I just wouldn't care. Shit I hope they nuke us back. I ain't gonna get rich tommorow.

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[–] GizaDog 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thats their role. Ruin minds of America.

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[–] truthwoke33 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Does anyone even watch CNN? I literally only see old people actually follow them.

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[–] zipcodemonster 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lots of lobby TVs play CNN while no one watches.

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[–] weezkitty 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

A lot of old people do. But most old people vote so theres that

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[–] formati 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

honestly

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[–] VoatSharkJump 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

The joke is on those jokers excessive soda consumption is a very human flaw that helps me relate to and love our God Emperor even more. But what a moronic thing to report on. Even without a very real news story unfolding at the same time.

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[–] Samsquamch 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This isn't a news station making a mistake when they should have been covering breaking news; this is a news station that knows this contradicts their "message" so they are desperately trying to distract instead of report the bad news.

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[–] Nanoonanoo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This isn't a news station..... there fixed it for ya.

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[–] maltespier 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

the leftist reaction to this incident has been fucking incredible. They swarmed all over twitter "It's disinformation, this is far right extremely dangerous dis information, nothing's been confirmed"

Not one of them have acknowledged that people were only reporting what officials who were at the scene were relaying. Leftists truly are lost

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[–] 11329350 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I work in nursing homes a lot, so I have the privilege of listening to CNN's shit more often than I would like. Today was truly ridiculous. CNN is in a fucking insanity spiral.

First up, they decided to address CNN's recent "mistake" regarding some totally-not-false reporting they did that may not have reflected reality but, rest assured, was not actually wrong...somehow. They were very careful to not refer to this situation as anything other than a "mistake". We all make "mistakes" don't we? They didn't make an error or screw up, and they definitely did not LIE. It's important that you know it wasn't their fault, being an innocent mistake and all, and it's super, super important that you know that they didn't LIE. It's so incredibly important that you know they didn't LIE, that they made sure to never actually say the word "LIE", even when talking about the President; and instead opted for being vague and using synonyms.

CNN is always right. CNN always tells the truth. REMEMBER. DON'T FORGET.

So after that went on for about an hour or so, they decided that Trump needs to resign because of the sexual assault allegations that were kinda, sorta, but never officially really levied, because while it's REALLY important that people know what a big ol' perv the President supposedly is, it's EVEN MORE important that nobody says or does anything that can get them sued. Because even though those women are totally telling the truth, and they totally have evidence of it and everything, and it's not just a moral imperative that they take that son of a bitch down, it's a god damned mission from the Lord Himself (CNN loves Jesus, OK?!), CNN doesn't think it's a good idea that we turn this over to the courts or make anything a matter or record and such...Because America. And Jesus. Remember. Don't forget. I mean, Al Franken got on TV and said his accusers are full of shit but he will be resigning TBD, so obviously the President should resign because both parties should be held to the same standards of morality, and it's totally not fair or cool that Republicans keep "getting away" with it. Oh yeah, and fuck Roy Moore too. CNN's Lady Reporter spoke with Moore's accusers and she wants everybody to know that they are 100% telling the truth. She knows that because she spoke with them, and she knows they weren't lying ASSERTING STATEMENTS OF NEGLIGIBLE EPISTEMOLOGICAL VALUE.

Once CNN was sure that everybody knew they made a mistake, and ONLY a fucking mistake, goy, and that everybody remembered that the President is a big ol' lesterer that has a total mancrush on his child 'lestering friend Roy Moore (REMEMBER), they decided to inform everyone that Trump puts down a 12-pack of Diet Coke every day. Did you know Diet Coke makes you FUCKING INSANE before RAPING YOUR INSIDES?!?! Lady Reporter knew. She tried everything she could to get the Expert Lady to tell us. Expert Lady refused to though. I don't know why she so staunchly refused to let us know that Trump is actually a LITERALLY INSANE ZOMBIE from his egregious abuse of Diet Coke, but it made me feel bad for Lady Reporter because she was trying so hard. Expert Lady just said boring shit like water hydrates your body, and that people might make worse food choices because they think diet soda makes up the difference in calories. She didn't seem to know that Diet Coke turns you into a DEAD, RAVING LUNATIC. That made me really uncomfortable, because CNN is always right, and CNN always tells the truth, but I started questioning Expert Lady's expert status, because Lady Reporter clearly knew about the dangers of Diet Coke, but Expert Lady seemed totally ignorant, but if CNN was the one that got Expert Lady to get on TV to tell us how Diet Coke is worse than arsenic, then that means Expert Lady MUST BE an expert, but Lady Reporter knows more about it than Expert Lady...

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[–] puggy [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

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[–] lexsird 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh come on people, you can't expect CNN the leader in fake news to actually produce real news, seriously now. Get real.

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[–] Cheesebooger 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

I like a good, cold Nehi peach once in a while

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I literally drank a soda today for the first time in a month or two, but a cold Nehi peach suddenly sounds amazing. In the old days, every town and area had their own local non-alcoholic 'brews'. It's pretty sad that mass produced sugar water wiped out almost all of those.

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[–] FuckYouReddit- 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Had a can of carbonated pomegranate juice a few days ago, and it was better than sex (with myself).

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[–] edistojim 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I love how CNN is really into "hard" news.

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