You are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →


[–] WitnesstheSalt 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So the reports are it's a Bangladeshi national, living in Brooklyn and resident in the US for seven years, identified as 27 year old "Akayed Ullah". He had a 5-inch metal pipe bomb and battery pack strapped to his midsection but suffered from a case of premature detonation. The gizmo didn't blow properly, it injured a few nearby citizens and left the idiot with an absolutely hilarious scorch on his torso. Apparently he put it together while working at an electrical company.

This is one that is pretty much a closed case, as it's not hard to ID the guy who survived wearing a suicide bomb. He's the only one in the police lineup who looks like a charcoal briquette.

Edit: Here's our little rocket scientist enjoying the fruits of his labor.


[–] BenLurks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I love that edit.


[–] Mike_S 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

With any luck he charred his cock off too... have fun fucking your goats now you dickless wonder!