Archived Woman accused of shooting man in the head because he was bad at oral sex (nydailynews.com)
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Archived Woman accused of shooting man in the head because he was bad at oral sex (nydailynews.com)
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[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 44 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago
Ok so right of the bat:
Why are you going down on a prostitute?
[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Oh god...why? Why would you do that? I wouldn't even willingly touch a escort/prostitute if I'm not in one of the Ebola Suits.
[–] 11022914? 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Theory: It's like huffing Jenkem without the prep time.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
aw sheit
fuck that freebased jenkem
im getting me some skankem
[–] 11023419? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Hell, let's go one layer deeper. In what world is it a good idea to bring a rental cunt into your home? Fuck, let the junkie case your joint at leisure, eh?
[–] gabara 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Glad I'm not only one thinking this.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I know right, I'm down to one cousin because I can't stop farting.
[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, I killed my whole village because I simply cannot stop myself from eating beans. Sad.
[–] Podd 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Pride = Intact
[–] Reddit_traitor ago (edited ago)
Sounds like you had no choice
[–] [deleted] 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
[–] ArousedYeti 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
An incarnation of the legendary Grigori Rasputin.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
[–] Popsquat81 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
AKA - Things I learned in college...
[–] ravensedgesom 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
How do you get shot twice in the back of the head and survive? Must have been some shit shooting because thats like a 1 percent or less survival rate.
[–] Jiwaveya 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Could be a small caliber for one like, a 22lr or 25 acp. When I run my CCW class the instructor recalled an incident of a guy going to the a hospital after not knowing he was shot in the head with a 25 acp. The guy was just complaining about a headache.
[–] ravensedgesom 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Damn that would be a mean headache. 22 lr possibly 22 mag would definitely fuck your day up though.
[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Handguns suck, and skulls are solid bone.
Headshots with pistols aren't very good.
Better to go for upper thoracic and hit the vessels.
[–] popsikel 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Hillary would have to invent a new arkancide if there were more people like this in politics
[–] ravensedgesom 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think there was a case where someone came into the clinton crosshairs and was found decapitated I believe. Ruled it a suicide anyways. It was in the clinton chronicles.
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[–] ravensedgesom 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That last paragraph was really something. That man was bound and determined, but must of been one screwed up scene.
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[–] 11023055? 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
Pussypass. She's a single mother at 21, she's a prostitute, I'd put money on her being mental and/or on drugs. There's enough there that some dude's protective pity reflex could kick in. And here's a shot of the creature in question.
Yup, pussypass city. Any dude with that much baggage and a known address would have been rounded up ages ago.
[–] Amphiprion 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Came here to say this, but yeah. I wonder what kind of parole she'll get.
[–] Cat-hax ago
I bet she's a nigger too.
[–] 11023182? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Would have also accepted the spelling "hole".
[–] ilovepussy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
He really was bad at oral if she shot him in the back of the head.
[–] 11022963? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Nah, she's on her back airing her yeast trap, he's face down in it, she grabs the gun and puts two in him from top and above. Probably blasted the back of his skull heading down toward his shoulders.
Bit of a shock she didn't manage to snipe herself in the fucking thigh, that gun must have been some plastic bullshit.
Edit: one of the referenced articles indicates the bullets are lodged in the guy's skull rather than having penetrated, and he seems to be incapable of speech for the moment. Little concussive lobotomy action right there.
[–] Gargilius 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
...because of the shots, or because his tongue is still kinda sore from the effort? :-)
[–] ArousedYeti ago
My guess is that he got up and started to run away when she grabbed the gun.
[–] beece 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This story is wrong on so many levels....