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[–] WillisJaxson 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

"'I was running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand, I was talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backwards."

How much bullshit can she pack into one sentence? Let me count the ways.

I'd wager she hasn't attempted a brisk walking pace in decades much less any semblance of running.

If you're holding a cup coffee you walk smoothly and carefully, especially while going down stairs.

If you are going down stairs with coffee in hand, you're watching the cup so it doesn't slosh too much. You aren't talking over your shoulder.

If your heel catches going down stairs you fall forward. If your heel slips off the edge of the step you fall backwards.

If you fall backwards, exactly how the fuck do you break a toe?

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[–] GoofyGrape 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I wonder if Eminem poured the coffee from his pot. Probably not. I suck at rhyming...a lot.

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[–] 10803180? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She is the master of bullshit, so many years of practice at it and you're looking at the apex of her work and mastery.

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She'd have 15 broken bones if she tripped down the stairs while looking the wrong direction with something in her hand.

Was that really her explanation?

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[–] Ifaptocomments 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The coffee also would have burned her (if it was hot) Old people skin is not as resistant as a young person's

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[–] MaFishTacosDaBombBro 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Not only that, but supposedly this happened after she ate dinner at some restaurant late at night.

The only people I know who drink coffee late at night are guys working the night shift. That leaves the question, does Hillary work the night shift now?