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[–] PhilaFerret 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

You can't call out sick if you're President of the United States, even if you stubbed your toe.

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[–] CobraStallone 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] Oh_Well_ian 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

' I was juggling 3 white rabbits and a fetus while balancing on a giant Earth ball when Moloch suddenly appeared...'

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[–] EvilSeagull 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

While under fire.

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[–] Subtenko 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

ANOTHER good thing trump won

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[–] Linnormr 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But you can spend all of your time golfing!