Archived Judge Rejects Lawsuit by Muslim Man Who Claimed Pizza Marked Halal Contained Pork (downtrend.com)
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Archived Judge Rejects Lawsuit by Muslim Man Who Claimed Pizza Marked Halal Contained Pork (downtrend.com)
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[–] Master_Foo 1 point 14 points 15 points (+15|-1) ago
Forget the travel ban. We can do better. Upon entry to the United States, everyone has to eat a piece of pepperoni pizza at customs. If they don't do it, they get sent back. And as a bonus, I get a piece of pepperoni pizza whenever I go through customs. So, it's a win-win situation.
Added bonus: This keeps other undesirables out, like vegans.
[–] sillymanilly 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Lol, you are indeed the master, Master Foo!
[–] KikeFree 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
For jihad they are permitted to scarf down a rasher of bacon, and pretty much anything else normally forbidden.
[–] el_llama 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And those lactose intolerant asshats.
[–] Master_Foo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
YEAH FUCK THEM!!!
[–] freedomite 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Lactose tolerance is widely a white trait. So I'm pretty ok with this plan.
[–] ShinyVoater ago
Most cheeses don't contain much lactose.
[–] FuckYouReddit- ago
Confirmed communist, wants free stuff.
/s