Archived Judge Rejects Lawsuit by Muslim Man Who Claimed Pizza Marked Halal Contained Pork (downtrend.com)
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Archived Judge Rejects Lawsuit by Muslim Man Who Claimed Pizza Marked Halal Contained Pork (downtrend.com)
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[–] Jimmycog 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Rejected from paradise, and no money either. A great day in the USA
[–] Niggertown 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Paradise must be run by pig-people. Only explanation for their pork fears.
[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Now we just need him in a bio medical testing facility, and all will be well.
[–] kevo7777 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You misspelled 'catapult that sends them back to the middle east'