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[–] FloridaGuy 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Want DNA? Get Chelsea's and compare it to Webb Hubbell.

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[–] ShowMeThePunny 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yeah, that's what I was wondering. Alternatively, find out if Bill is the father of Danny Williams via black prostitute.

Hillary's DNA is literally the least interesting in the bunch. I'm not aware of any conspiracy that she's lying about her parents, being the mother of Chelsea, or having any illegitimate bastards out there.

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[–] Ashra 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Some think she died Sept 11, 2016 and got replaced by either impersonator Theresa Barnwell who was on twitter posting directly across the street from where Hillary appeared and spoke to reporters after the collapse linked, or Shirley Jones, or a clone.

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[–] 2impendingdoom 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

People think that? wow, I can't believe that someone would be willing to impersonate that evil crone, especially after she lost and now for a miserable book tour, who would sign up for such torture?

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[–] 10491183? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She didn't die. Only Hilary is narcissistic and arrogant enough to continue trying to be in the spotlight after she lost so badly (Kerry, McCain, Romney - these guys somewhat disappeared after they lost, and they definitely didn't write a fucking book about it.) But I'm glad she is, she only keeps embarrassing herself and the left by showing everyday how delusional she is

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[–] Onlio 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

But lefties can threaten Trump all day long with no consequeces

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[–] obvious-throwaway- 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Didn't some red headed gargoyle cut off our presidents head in effigy?

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[–] lipids 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Politifacts rates this statement as MOSTLY FALSE: Kathy Griffin did not cut an effigy, but rather she posed with one.

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[–] Homelessfuck 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Implying her hair contains DNA.

Also that she has hair.

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[–] Runaway-White-Slave 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pretty fucked up you can be incarcerated for trolling someone... Here in the good ole (((USSA))).

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[–] kammmmak 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Implying he's a "bro".

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[–] Cool-it-Fatboy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Horse DNA

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[–] Homelessfuck 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I always assumed it was cgi.

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's for a drug test?

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[–] Homelessfuck 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Drug tests don't work on wigs either.

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

And while you're at it, test Michelle Obama's. Finally prove she's got a Y chromosome.

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Well we can pretty much see Big Mike has a penis, so why bother

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[–] 2impendingdoom 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

lol

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[–] performance 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

she's

he's

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[–] derram 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

https://archive.fo/71w6p | https://files.catbox.moe/5ybf6l.png :

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'Martin Shkreli will be held in jail until his sentencing for securities fraud following online antics, according to reports from the Brooklyn federal courtroom. '

'According to a reporter with the New York Post, Shkreli has been moved to an undisclosed location where he’ll await his sentencing on January 18. '

'Shkreli verdict: Guilty on three of eight counts of securities and wire fraud Late Tuesday, Shkreli submitted a written apology to Matsumoto regarding the Clinton stunt. '

'In a letter to Matsumoto last week, prosecutors argued that “Shkreli has engaged in an escalating pattern of threats and harassment."'

'US District Judge Kiyo Matsumoto made the call Wednesday evening after hearing arguments from federal prosecutors who claimed Shkreli posed a "danger to the community."'

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

DNA results: Lizard

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[–] binrobinro 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I honestly expected him to say it was for drug testing.

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[–] DestroyerOfSaturn 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I've said worse, but i never offered a bounty.

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